Cave Johnson: The making of a hero
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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All was quiet on the Kansas prairie...
BOOM!
A soot covered Cave Johnson looked up at the giant hole he'd blown into the ceiling of the underground city...and heard police sirens... "Oops." He said simply...
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"This...is me...As you can tell...I was at that point in my life...where I had to rethink my life." "Hey, you got better...eventually." Said Mable in a comforting way.
Cave smiled at the girl who'd become more dear than anything to him. "Thank you Mable...but I think I'm getting ahead of myself." He turns back to the camera.
"My name is Cave Johnson of the Johnson family. My family among several other were convinced by a charismatic and seemingly immortal man named Scolar Visari; that the upcoming Revolutionary war was the sign of the apocalypse...thus, they all formed an underground society...and were given them gifts of great intellectual capability by Visari...little did they know that...well, again I'm getting ahead of myself..."
He looks over to Mable as she gets the juke Box ready. "Now, let's close the first of many interviews with the remixed song-style of Kimmy Schmidt!"
I was outside of the crater cowering with my grandson
when out of nowhere
Forty hundred police vehicles came bookin!
Came Bookin!
They went, and busted up in that weird old white dude's house
He had a cult up in there
White dudes hold the record for creepy crimes
But them kids are strong as hell
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It's a miracle
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
Kids are strong as hell
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It's a miracle
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
But them kids are strong as hell!
We've been livin here 50 years
Nobody seen no kid
Nobody heard no kid
Nobody smelled no kid
He had them underground
They came out the hole lookin round
Like a bunch of Punxsutawney Phils
And I said, "Nathan, is this for reals?!"
One, two, three, four-hundred kids came out
One, two, three, four-hundred kids came out
Unbreakable!
They Alive, Damnit!
It's a Miracle
Unbreakable!
They Alive, Damnit!
That's gonna be uhhh you know uhhhh fascinating transition
"It was." Agreed Cave
oooo!
Damnit!
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: The song is a parody 'Unbreakable' by Kimmy Schmidt
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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