Ch. 1 The Meeting
Saiyoh (Head Director) : Sooooooo….does anyone here have any good ideas for a good show?
Captain Falcon: We should do an adventure story
Link: Filled with action!
Ike: With a lot of swordfights!
Marth: And pirates!
Ike: Huh?
Peach: How about a romance? Those are very lovely?
Samus: Ugh, no way.
Peach: C'mon, it's going to be fun.
Ganondorf: What about love-comedy series?
Link: You're the last person I should hear that from.
Luigi: A Drama, like Romeo & Juliet or Hamlet!
Bowser: That actually sounds like a great idea.
Luigi: Really?
Bowser: Hell No! Burn! A horror movie is much better!
Olimar: That's really not a good idea.
Pokemon Trainer: What about another Pokemon adventure? How bout it Pikachu?
Pikachu: …(shocks the Pokemon Trainer into a burnt crisp)
PK Trainer: I'll..take…that…as a no, bleh.
Zelda: A fairy tale where the prince comes to the princess's rescue.
Mario: Been there, done that for more one that for more than 30 times!
Peach: Hmph!
R.O.B: Let's do an educational program where we can teach readers about the amazing wonders and nature of the world.
Everybody:……………………
R.O.B.: Bunch of idiotic humans.
King Dedede: We should do a musical with singing and dancing.
Pit: Kind of like Grease or High School Musi-
(King Dedede smacks Pit with his hammer. Pit falls unconscious.)
Solid Snake: I don't care what you guys do (Snake pulls out a cigarette and a lighter, and he starts to smoke.) I just want to shoot something.
Lucas: Like a movie?
Solid Snake: (pulls out a handgun and points it at Lucas) Not even close. Hey that gives me a great idea.
Lucas: (shivering in fear) w-w-what?
Solid Snake: A movie, in a big city where political leaders are corrupted, the mobs controls the police, and the criminals rule the world, it takes one man to put everything back into place. That man would be me.
Samus: Hey you can't be lead in a movie. I want to be the hero in the movie.
Solid Snake: You can't cause you're just a girl.
Samus: (Looks super pissed) Care to say that agai-.
Solid Snake: Look over there a dinosaur with wings.
Samus: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU RIDLEY!! DIIIIEE- hey wait a minute. That's just a Yoshi with wings.
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Samus: Now, Where was I…….Where the hell did he go?
(A large cardboard box is seen shuffling away)
Fox: Uhmmm….Falco and I suggest that we should do a comedy sitcom. It's about a show where two guys live together in an apartment and have crazy adventures in real life.
Ness: Okay, but what about us?
Falco: You guys can just be minor characters. Except for Zelda, she can be the sexy girl next door.
Zelda: Pikachu, please zap Falco.
Pikachu: Pi-ka-CHUUUUU!! (electrocutes Falco into a burnt crisp)
Zelda: There we go; it's going to be a cooking show. Here's the main dish Burnt Falco.
Kirby: Yay (Tries to suck up Falco, but he starts running away) T.T
Wario: How much are we getting paid to do this?
Wolf: I think it depends on the how good this show is, but I'm pretty sure with the way things are going, we're not getting paid for sure.
Wario: Damn! I knew I should've stayed in the gaming business.
Roy: Ooh! Ooh! Can I be a ninja?
Mario: For what reason?
Roy: This! (Takes out a long sword)
Marth: (Charges at Roy with a gun and a saber) Pirates vs. Ninja Battle!
Ike: This is ridiculous (looks at everyone with pirate and ninja costumes) ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME?
Saiyoh: Did you get the memo that today is dress-like-a-pirate-or-ninja-and-battle-it-out day?
Kirby: Arrgghhhh!!
Link: NIN NIN!!
Ike: Fine (puts on a eye patch) argh.
Peach: Wait a minute! We are getting off topic here guys. We still haven't thought of an idea for the show.
Link: Then it's settled. We are doing an action/adventure.
Peach: No, we're doing a romance series.
Luigi: Can we put in drama with that?
Bowser: No way. We are going to put on the scariest horror/thriller. You can die first.
Ganondorf: Why don't you die first. We are doing a badass love/comedy series.
Bowser: Shut the hell up, girly boy!
Snake: (Pops out of his cardboard box) What about my movie idea?
Samus: There the hell you are! Man, that thing is really confusing.
PK Trainer: I got it! Another Pokemon movie, how bout it Lucario?
Lucario: (Aura blasts him into a burnt crisp) 3 was enough, but 11 was too much.
Meta Knight: Aren't they making another one in Japan?
Pk Trainer: Yay!
Lucario: Who cares. I'm not going to be in it. Haha.
Fox: What about our comedy sitcom that's going to air every Monday night?
Wolf: What happened to the interview with FOX?
Fox: Apparently they shot us down, literally. They shot a gun at us telling us that our idea wasn't good enough.
Wolf: Damn, that's harsh.
Fox: Well, that's FOX for you! Ba-Bump-Ch!
Everybody:……
Zelda: I'm sorry, but that was really awful. They should've at least shot you in the head.
(Fox goes into a corner sulking into depression)
Wario: If you want to make a lot of money, especially for me, we start a reality tv show. Everybody fights for to win and make bets on each person. The winning fighter gets….uhm….something other than money.
Pit: Is the prize the spirit and pride of winning?
Wario: Uhm..yeah…sure spirit or whatever blah, blah,blah.
Ness: That doesn't sound very convincing.
(Sonic comes racing into the meeting)
Sonic: Sorry I was late. Apparently, I thought I was in the right city, but then I realized I was on another planet. Don't ask why. So, what'd I miss?
Everyone:…
Saiyoh: We're thinking of ideas for a show.
Sonic: Hmmm…did anyone thought of being an Anime show?
Everyone: !
Snake: Hey! That's my line.
Mario: It sounds really weird and awkward to do an Anime.
Sonic: You didn't even try it.
Mewtwo: I have an idea
(Everybody stares intensely at Mewtwo)
Mewtwo:……………………………..a novel.
(Everybody falls to the ground, Anime style)
Sonic: Kind of like that.
Zelda: I still like my cooking show.
Falco: Why!? So you can cook every animal in this room
Zelda:………………………….no.
Falco: Hey, what's with that long pause.
Saiyoh: This is still getting pretty annoying guys.
Wolf: Then it's settled we're doing poetry. (Wolf snaps his fingers)
Bowser: Who the hell wants to do a poem! Horror is the best idea
Peach: No romance is!
Bowser: HORROR!
Peach:ROMANCE!
Link: ADVENTURE!
Luigi: DRAMA!
Ganondorf: CHICK FLICKS!
Zelda: COOKING SHOW!
PK Trainer: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
King Dedede: MUSICAL!
Wolf: POETRY!
Wario: MONEY!
Sonic: ANIME!
Yoshi: YOSHI!
R.O.B: EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM!
Captain Falcon: FALCOOO-PUNCH!
Pikachu: PIKA-CHU!
Marth: PIRATES!
Roy: NINJAS!
Ike: SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT IT!
Ness: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Lucas: I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE'RE ALL ANGRY DAMMIT!
Fox: A COMEDY SITCOM ABOUT TWO GUYS AND A HOT GIRL NEXT DOOR LIVING EVERYDAY LIVES IN A MANSION (heavily breathes in) BUT ACTUALLY THE WHOLE SETTING IS IN SPACE AND IS IN A MIDDLE OF A FEUD WITH THEIR ALIEN NEIGHBORS (breathes in again) IT SHOWS EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT ON THIS SHOW.
(Everybody goes silent. A brick was thrown at Fox from out of nowhere) CLONK!
Everybody is angry right now. They all stare at each other with vicious glare. The atmosphere of the room is filled with immense hatred for each other. The tension is so sharp that it can cut a phone book in half cleanly
Mario and Luigi charge their hands with two large fireballs. Link, Roy, Ike, Marth, and Meta Knight draw out their swords. Fox, Wolf , Falco get their laser guns out. Samus charges her cannon to 100 maximum power. Peach gets out her golf stick and tennis racquet. Zelda transforms into Sheik, waving her chain around. Sonic turns golden and spiky. Lucario builds up his aura into full power. Pikachu gets his tail ready shocking anyone in his way. Pit takes out his bow and readies his magical arrow. Bowser brings out his sharp claws, and he's going to charcoal someone soon. Ganondorf takes out a fan with the words 'Love and Peach' written on it. Diddy Kong has two peanut gun, while Donkey Kong had two bananas in his hand. Wario starts eating a clove of garlic. Snake takes out a hug grenade launcher out of nowhere. King Dedede has a Waddle Dee in his hand with the intent to kill someone with it, while the PK Trainer has a Pokeball in his hand with the intent of catching someone with it. Kirby takes out a frying pan. Captain Falcon is gonna Falco Punch into the sky. Lucas and Ness take out their bats and yoyos.
Yoshi starts to chew a piece of gum. Mewtwo backs up away from the crowd. R.O.B. charges his laser beam.
All is quiet with everyone. The first shot could seriously start a blood fest. The tension of the room was more deadly than before. Everyone is eager to start off a smash war in here.
What could be done to avoid this tragedy?
Saiyoh: I got the best idea, yet!
Everybody: (Stares at Saiyoh menacingly) WHAT!?
Saiyoh: Let's do it all
Everybody: Huh?
Saiyoh: Let's take everyone's idea and use it for the show.
Peach: That sounds like a great idea
Bowser: So, what are we going to name the show?
King Dedede: It has to be something of somewhat interest
Lucas: It's gotta be cool.
Samus: with something related to the story.
Saiyoh: I got it! We are going to call this "Super Smash Show!"
Everyone:…….that's it.
Saiyoh: It was either this, or "A Smashing Good Time"
Everybody: We all like it.
Saiyoh: Ok then, meeting is over!
A/N: This has got to be my best chapter, so far. This is going to be an every genre show with mostly comedy and parody of the anything that comes to my mind. Also, feel free to suggest anything for the next chapter. So, expect next chapter soon. Next Chapter: Adventure/Action.