Brian's video game addiction
Chapter 1
(The family is sitting down watching t.v. A War commercial is shown. It's as if they recorded D-day and made it a t.v show)
Commercial announcer: NIKE!
(Theme song)
(Brian and Stewie are watching "Date my mom".
Guy: Tell me about your daughter.
Mom: To tell you the truth, she was born a man.
Guy: I don't mind.
(Brian turns t.v. off)
Brian: They'd put anyone on t.v.
Stewie: Like Barney. Well actually I tried out for the show. Imbecile didn't pay good money. I bet you $5 even the fat man wouldn't watch it.
Brian: Deal. Uhh Peter they're giving Barney.
Peter: Brian, Stewie leave NOW!
Stewie: BLAST!
(They go to Chris's room)
Brian: So Chris whatcha doing?
Chris: Playing my video game.
Brian: Video games. Dumber than the time Peter brought his own costume for the Lion King play.
(Flashback: Peter and the rest of the Lion king cast run on stage. Everyone is dress like lions while Peter is dressed like the Detroit Lions mascot)
(Flashback over: back to Chris's room)
Brian the sad thing is he played Pumbaa.
Stewie: Well dog if you play video games for one week i'll you you're cabbage patch kid back.
Brian: Hey SHUT UP. And we have a deal.
Stewie: So we have a deal?
Brian: Yeah.
Stewie: Oh, ok umm. Hows everyth….
Brian: Get me a drink.
Stewie: Yes Sir.