IMPORTANT NOTES: Flashbacks are underlined and in bold print. And I edited this a little.
The family is sitting down watching tv.
T.V.: Now back to Spiderman
Woman: Spiderman, you just accidentally tied me up with your webs!
Spiderman: Laughs Who said it was an accident?
Woman: Screams
Shows a spinning newspaper with a headline saying "Spiderman rapes a woman"
Peter: These shows suck. Why can't we get cable?
Lois: We did. And you thought those shows were boring too.
Peter is watching cable.
T.V.: It seems today, that all you see, is violence movies and… Peter turns off the tv. Peter: That show was horrible! I mean just look at that woman, she's just as ugly as Meg!
Meg: Dad! I heard the flashback! Runs up to her room crying
Lois: If you don't like that show, make your own.
Peter: That's a great idea! I don't know why but I think I'll call it "Family Guy" And it could be a show about our everyday lives.
Lois: You mean a documentary?
Peter: Yeah thats a great idea.
Meg runs back downstairs
Meg: Can I be in it.
Peter's thoughts: Damn! she heard me. Time to think of an excuse.
Peter:Uhh... Go back to your room and finish crying Meg.
Thats all for now. Sorry about making it so short. Tell me what you thought.