America the Beautiful?
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Axis Powers: Hetalia, Saw II, Mario, or anything you may not have seen before.
Also, I apologize for the insanely short beginning chapter, there'll be more when I think of it! :D
First fanfic! Don't flame me! (They will be used to make s'mores…. With chocolate!)
"PASTAAAA~!" I shouted, falling into a vat of overly-large noodles and spaghetti sauce.
Ring, ring.
Ring, ring.
That's what I heard when my eyes snapped open, revealing no Italian food, only my black cat, Socks, with her jingly ice-blue collar.
"Morning…" I muttered, scratching her behind the ears, before getting up hesitantly from my warm, fluffy black comforter and bed, and made my way to the coffee maker in the kitchen of my apartment.
It was kind of small, but when you live alone, it's perfectly okay, y'know?
I brushed my chaotic, long, purple-streaked, annoying amber hair out of my face and into a French braid after I got a quick shower; I did other hygienic things, slipped into a comfortably baggy yellow shirt that showed one shoulder, and acid-washed overly-baggy jeans.
Yes, I dress like a hobo…hobo-ess, hobette?
Whatever.
I save my money, although there's plenty of it; when my father found out he had cancer, he wrote all the money to me; he owned an oil company.
When he passed, I sat through a boring thing sorting out his will (his house went to my third cousin Fred) and then bought this apartment…and my cat. ^.^
By the way, my name's Virginia...
No, I'm not a state, sadly. D:
I checked my e-mail, to find some kind of junk mail for every day of last week; one, though, caught my eye when I began deleting the ads for things I don't need.
It read, "HETALIA!" on it, and being the nerd I am I clicked on it immediately.
Hello, Hetalia fan!
Are you a fan of one specific country, such as Germany, Italy, Britain, etc.? Well then this is the offer of a lifetime, times two!
Receive your own Country, in the form of any which one you love the most!
Love two? Good! If you read this, and reply, within the week of sending, we'll send you a second Country all your own! :3
This order is a mere $100.00* dollars!
IF you reply, do so by picking a first and second Country or Continent.
Ciao, Sayonara, later, cheerio and all that!
*Plus tax. $101.00 if from Canada.
I stared at the screen blankly, deciding I had a hundred I could waste.
This is probably some cheap scam, but there's a teeny-tiny chance…no.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Please?
…Fine.
I argued with myself mentally, clicking the 'reply' button and typing cautiously.
Alright, fine. I'll take 1) America, 2) N. Italy.
And if this is a scam, please click the link below.
I clicked send, smirking at my message, and then went to buy groceries.
I bought assorted food, such as sandwich ingredients, and a few pillows.