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Tsunade, one of the legendary sannin who is now the Fifth Hokage of the successful village, Konoha. It was just a normal yet a day that bore her to tears...or to sake.

Ever since she became Hokage all over her table were paperworks that have to be done which tires her out. But she never puts off the time to drink and gamble the way she always live the life.

"Shizune!" Tsunade yelled angrily as she was a bit drunk. Obviously, you couldn't see her as a sober.

Shizune, her assistant, was taking care of Tsunade's pet pig until she heard her name.

"oh no, trouble..." Shizune said to herself and left Tonton.

"What is it, Hokage-sama?" Shizune came hurriedly in the office as Tsunade eyed on her. Tsunade's vision was in a blur as she tried to make out who was in front her.

"Are you Shizune?" Tsunade asked drunkenly as Shizune rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. "Tsunade, you've been drinking again instead of sorting out the paperworks..." Shizune acknowledge Tsunade as Tsunade just nodded yet didn't care.

"Good. You are Shizune. Now, get me a dozen of sake..." she turned her to chair around to look at the window to see the scene. From afar, she could see her face that was build on the mountains along with other face of the previous Hokages.

"Tsunade-sama! With all due respect, you shouldn't be drinking. You should be finishing all these documents that are piled up on your desk!" Shizune explained as Tsunade stood up and held onto the desk. Of course, she couldn't control herself from falling down. She looked at Shizune and just grunted.

"Get some sake before I kill you." Tsunade said as she demanded it with calmness.

"Tsunade-sama..."

"I SAID GO GET ME SOME SAKE BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS TO HELL!!!" Tsunade yelled as Shizune was in fear.

"Tsunade-sennin...Shizune...anything wrong?" Sakura Haruno, a pink haired medical nin who became one ever since the now drunk fifth Hokage taught her medical jutsu along with Ino yamanaka, had just asked this question and entered herself in.

"Hokage-sama is drunk...as usual" Shizune sighed to herself hopelessly and shook her head in dismay. She didn't know what to do at all.

"Oh..." Sakura said as she went near to Tsunade. " calm down, tsunade-sennin and just rest on the chair." she told her sensei as she gently place her back on the chair. Tsunade just grunted and fell asleep on the desk. She was now drooling all over the desk. Sakura and Shizune were in disgust but couldn't do anything about it.

Buwei" Shizune turned as soon as she heard this squeal that Tonton made from the other room. "Tonton...I have to care of her." Shizune said to Sakura Haruno. "But Shizune, I came by because I need to ask her about some requirements needed to remove poison from a...well, poisoned body after all. Ino's waiting down at the training grounds." Sakura explained how she came by to see Tsunade almost wanting to 'kill' Shizune.

"Well, you're going to have to wait. It wouldn't be nice to wake up the fifth Hokage now, right?" Shizune said to her giving a 'she'll-kill-you-if-you-wake-her-up' look. Sakura nodded as she understood this. "Guess I better tell Ino about the cancellation of the training today. Third time this week that Tsunade postponed our training." Sakura said to herself. She took a poison sample from her pocket and looked up to Shizune.

"Here, Shizune. Will you please tell Tsunade to teach Ino and me about how to get the antidote from this? It will really be much appreciated." Sakura Haruno said to Shizune while placing the sample on Tsunade desk that was piled with lots of folders before leaving the office. Shizune went to the desk to take the small bottle. Then something caught in her eye.

An s rank mission...well, all of these missions are always handed out but this folder just should never stay on a desk where a fifth Hokage was drooling on. Shizune opened the folder and gasped in shock.

"Tsunade..." Shizune patted on Tsunade's back. Tsunade didn't reply. "Tsunade?" Shizune called her name out as Tsunade replied with a silent grunt. "Tsu-" "WHAT?" Tsunade yelled as Shizune wasn't in fear anymore since she had just caught that fear already after reading the s rank mission that she handed to the fifth hokage. The fifth hokage took it and read it promptly. Tsunade's eyes widen.

"Shizune, hurry get the man on this job." the fifth demanded as Shizune just stood there with curiosity. "Who would that be?" Shizune asked as the fifth hokage looked at the victim's picture.

" Hatake kakashi."

The man on the job was currently nearby the river. He was leaning against a willow tree as he was calmly reading his favorite book, Icha-Icha paradise. "Ahh..." he expressed his pleasure. "What an amazing work the Jiraiya wrote here. I cannot wait until he comes back with Naruto after training. I wonder how they are..." kakashi thought loudly. "That's the only reason you want them to come back? Is to see if Jiraiya has updated the series?" a voice said from behind the tree.

"Hm?" kakashi expressed his confusion and turned to see Shikamaru Nara, the lazy assed chuunin who was lying down on the grass and watching the clouds go by in his spare time. Kakashi laughed slightly as he was now leaning behind the other side of the tree to continue his conversation with Shikamaru.

"not really." kakashi said unsurely as shikamaru smirked. His eyes were closed and his hands were behind his head. He was having the time of his life. "As if... you're such a pervert as he is, kakashi." shikamaru said his opinion as kakashi just smiled simply behind his mask.

"well, don't you think you should admit that you're having an obsession with blondes?" kakashi spilled a hint of rumors he heard around.

Shikamaru sat up and looked at kakashi with his eyebrows curved. "What makes you say that?" "Don't you at least have a liking with ino yamanaka and Temari from Suna? It's obvious, you know" kakashi answered the Nara boy's question while flipping the pages of the book he is still reading.

"what?!" shikamaru exclaimed as there were now crimson blushes on his cheeks. "Kakashi..." a deep voice was heard as the two now looked up to see Asuma Sarutobi who was usually taking his free time to smoke.

"...don't mess with shikamaru head. I don't want him to end up a flirt like you." Asuma joked as kakashi couldn't care less. "who you calling a flirt, Asuma?" kakashi pointed out to Asuma as he just went silent which made shikamaru curious.

"Well, I hope you said hi to Kurenai for me today." kakashi told to Asuma as Asuma sweat dropped. Shikamaru being smart now knew what was going on in his sensei's love life. " I guess team 8 are also wondering about kurenai's whereabouts just like how on the same time Choji, Ino and I get curious about your whereabouts" shikamaru said smartly as Asuma grunted. He was going to kill kakashi before he died if ever. "Shikamaru, do you want to play Shougi?" Asuma asked to change the subject.

"sure...let's see if ever you're going to beat me at least once." shikamaru stood up and placed his hand in his pockets while slouching in his normal posture. "Have fun and good luck with your game" kakashi said his farewell without looking away from the book. Asuma and shikamaru had left just as soon as Iruka Umino came by. "hey, kakashi..." Iruka greeted as kakashi just waved and went back to reading.

"Tsunade ordered me to tell you to report to her office." Iruka reminded kakashi. "What does she want now?" kakashi asked plainly not really caring about Tsunade's demands. "She's going to hand you out a mission that only you can fulfill. I would have let you out of it by suggesting Gai to take the mission but Tsunade didn't have a single doubt on you taking it." Iruka explained.

"Aww...nice of you to try and pull me out of a reckless situation, now why would you do that?" kakashi asked placing the book in his pouch bag. "Because I know how much you want to read your pornographic novel." Iruka said as kakashi wanted to know why no one appreciated Jiraiya's works...even though he understand why Jiraiya wasn't like at all since he was such an old pervert. "hai, hai, I'll go and report myself to the office." kakashi stood up and disappeared leaving traces of smokes in the spot where he had left. "Naruto...I wonder...where are you now?" Iruka said to himself as he was on his way to Ichiraku ramen.

"reporting, Hatake kakashi to the fifth hokage" kakashi barged himself in as Tsunade quickly hid her bets in her bottom left drawer. "Kakashi, nice of you to drop by. After all, this mission requires your skills." the fifth hokage told him as kakashi nodded waiting for what the mission was about.

"An s-rank mission, this girl..." Tsunade hand out a folder that contain all information about the girl except her name and other unnecessary purposes."...is one of the best medical nin in Konoha once. She left as soon as the fourth hokage took his position. Now, we were reported that she was kidnapped by one of the member of Akatsuki. This information was reported to us from the village she was currently living in" Tsunade told about the girl as kakashi had just finished reading the document.

"Would you mind telling me about what I should do?" kakashi Hatake insisted politely as Tsunade smiled for just a half-second. "You need to retrieve her here and keep her safe once she's in Konoha's premises. Then I will command another jonin to escort her back to the village." Tsunade said as kakashi's thoughts were all about how easy the mission was going to be.

"It is not easy as you thought..." Tsunade said as it's as if she had read kakashi's mind. Kakashi looked up and knew there was more information about the mission to be told to him from her. "This medical nin was secured tightly in the hospital of that village. It is also impossible for anyone to have gotten in there but then an Akatsuki member is never one of the 'anyone'. You're going to have to defeat that akatsuki member and also get some information about the organization's decisions. It is known that the akatsuki are up to something." Tsunade then held out an old Konoha forehead protector from her top drawer and handed it out to kakashi.

"With your tracking skills, you might get a scent from this belonging that was in that victim's possession" Tsunade said as kakashi thanked her as this would really help him complete the mission quicker.

"You are now dismiss and given permission to leave Konoha and do the mission right away. So pack up, Hatake and come back without failure" Tsunade said as kakashi nodded and went out of the office. He looked at the girl's picture. Once again, it was still just a normal mission to him.

His bag was packed and was now meters away from the gates of Konoha. He then bit his thumb and forced his hand onto the ground to summon the ninken. All eight dogs stood proudly in front of him as kakashi immediately handed out the girl's belonging to the eight dogs that had formed a group around this belonging and tried to memorize its scent to sniff her out.

"this scent smells a bit familiar back in the days when you taught me how to say your name" the smallest ninken who was a petite pug, Pakkun, said this. "Okay..." kakashi said not caring about this as the dogs had drifted off quickly to find the victim. He rested quietly as he was now back to reading his book.

"Kakashi! My eternal rival!!!" kakashi looked up to see Gai in front of him. He then went back to reading the book. "What are you doing here? Ah, reading a book that symbolizes the bloom of youth. A generation started by a lovely healthy couple to blossom their expression youth by extreme romance with temptation." Gai said in descriptive yet 'lovely' scenery themed way. Kakashi shook his head before saying "what do you want?"

"I want to know why you're out here all alone. I just came from the mission with my team. I'm actually waiting for my team to catch up. They should really learn to catch up the speed and also must outrun me. I can't even believe Lee isn't here yet." Gai said and looked at kakashi. He knew that the silver-haired man wasn't listening at all...or maybe he was.

"You shouldn't open one of the eight gates just to challenge your students." kakashi commented on Gai's story. "You know these eight gates give out risks no matter what. These are only needed in emergency. I cannot believe that you've taught this to one of your students. To think that student ends up being injured. It's a good thing Tsunade existed to heal him." kakashi said as Gai was now furious. "You do not tell on me to what I should do. It's as if you know Lee like I do!" Gai said as he glared at his rival. He crossed his arms wanting not to care...but he still does.

"A challenge my rival since you had gave anger to the youth that I had always express which is now ruin for only an amount of time until I could defeat your eternal spirit." Gai said as he gave out a thumb's up from his right with his bright smile. "iiee, I don't feel like fighting you." kakashi said as he was now amazed on the climax of the book he was reading even though he had read it lots of times.

"So you forfeit? That's just typical of you. I win!" Gai said as he smiled proudly. "whatever." kakashi said as Gai was still not contented. "Come on, try to defeat me! If I win, I'll let you do fifty back flips around the tree you are leaning on and as for you, if ever you win, I will cartwheel around Konoha five hundred times. What do you say?" Gai begged with extreme consequences as kakashi shook his head and before he could decline this offer, Rock Lee had just come by behind Gai.

"Gai-sensei!" Lee exclaimed in glee as Gai grinned. "Lee!" he said with happiness as he hugged his favorite student. Kakashi thought this was an utter bother but didn't care less. He wanted to know what the man will do in the book.

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"L-"

"alright, I accept your challenge." kakashi interrupted since the two men who were wearing green spandex was giving him a headache which ended him up not to concentrate on the story he was reading.

"We will defeat each other by impersonating Sakura Haruno. To the one who can make Lee feel more confident and much more get attracted to one of us will win!" Gai sensei set out the rules as kakashi slapped his forehead. What had he done? This was an outrage. This challenge...was...was...stupid.

"What a great idea, Gai-sensei! I hope you win!" Lee said with joy as Gai-sensei ruffled Lee's bowl cut hair. "you guys shouldn't be doing this." a girl's voice was heard from the three as they looked to see two figures standing before them.

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