Disclaimer: I don't own anything

Author's Note: The original song this came from was Girl all the bad guys want by Bowling for Soup. Greg POV

10 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting

To finally talk to a girl a little cooler

than me

Her name is Sara she's a hottie with a tattoo

She looks at me like I'm the

biggest dork she's ever seen

And when she walks, all the wind blows

and the Angels sing

But she doesn't notice me

'Cause she's watching Court TV

Dreaming about older guys

Listening to pop music

Lab goggles on her eyes

It's like a lab test gone wrong

Keeps me up all night long

Guess I'm not just as strong

As I thought all along

And I don't feel like I belong

Trying to get the GIRL ALL THE LAB GUYS WANT…

She works the field while I'm stuck in the lab

Her police scanner's always switched on

even on her days off

She said she'd like to score that

new higher position

She'll never know that I'm the best that

she'll never have

She likes them with an attitude

Body Farm season pass

Driving in a Tahoe

Does a goatee make a man?

There she goes again with her boots on

and shirts that fit just right

She broke my heart, I want to be sedated

All I wanted was to see her naked

Now I'm watching Court TV

Trying to act older

Listening to pop music

Lab goggles on my eyes

I can't grow a goatee and I ain't got

no season pass

All I got's a hair-do