What do you mean Co-Ed showers?
Yo, I'm CyberBlueEyes and for those of you who have read my writing before thank you for reading this as well, and for those of you who have never read my stories before . . . . Prepare for unadulterated crack. Also this story is slightly Naru/Harem with touches of JiraTsu and SasuSaku. Oh! And NaruHina. I can't deny the shows OTP now can I?
Warning! This story is an amateur SmutFic, I apologize for any bad dirty-talk and bad Euphemisms.
We at Cyber Industries do not endorse underage sex. If you become offended for any reason whatsoever please feel free to FUCK OFF!
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It was three months in to Naruto and Jiraiyas training trip that they were called back to Konoha for a mysterious reason.
"Hey Ero-Sennin, why did Baa-Chan call us back to Konoha?"
"How am I supposed to know? She didn't say and do I look like a Yamanaka to you?"
"You don't have to be so sour about it, I was just asking."
"Just shut up and walk brat."
As they walked on toward their home they noticed another Konoha Shinobi going the same way. It was a very, very, familiar face. A certain face who's arm had been shoved through Narutos chest.
"WHAT THE HELL! SASUKE-TEME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? I thought you'd run off to Orochimaru?"
"Jeez, you're as loud as ever Dobe, I left Oto after I found out what Orochimaru actually wanted me for. If I ever see that Pedo-Hebi again I swear to Kami and Jashin I'll cut off his little snake with a rusty kunai."
At this Jiraiya bust out laughing causing his apprentice to tilt his head in confusion and the Last Uchiha to glare at the Toad Sage angrily.
"What's so funny Ero-Sennin? I don't get it."
At his teammates query Sasuke seemed to pale considerably. As he slowly turned to face Naruto his Sharingan triggered subconsciously giving him a demonic appearance.
"Okay Naruto if you want to know the joke you have to answer three questions."
"Sure, fire away."
"What are the last three letters of my name?"
"U-K-E."
"Now what does that spell?"
"Uke?"
"Now, remember the time Sakura showed us her yaoi collection? What did she call the guy on the bottom?"
"The Uke. Oh, fuck."
"Exactly."
Y'know what, let's just keep going towards Konoha. Let's just forget this conversation ever happened."
"Agreed."
(Time Skip, 4 weeks later, Konohagakure No Sato, Hokage Tower, Tsunades Office)
"Okay Hime-Chan, Why did you recall us?"
"Because, I wanted my old teammate and his student here for the grand unveiling of something I've been working on since I became Hokage. I honestly think this is something you'll enjoy Jiraiya."
At this the pervert began grinning lecherously.
"As of tomorrow I'll be unveiling the Konoha Shinobi Housing Building. It has the capacity to hold almost all of our Shinobi forces. It will also have a communal, unisex, shower area on the ground floor."
At that Jiraiyas grin was near shit-eating and a small trickle of blood was running from his nose. And Narutos.
"It will be available to any ninja Genin ranked or higher. I had this built so that ninja who dislike their family or live alone have somewhere to go for no charge. Genin rank gets a small two bedroom one bath with kitchenette apartment, Chunin rank gets a two bedroom two bath with full kitchen apartment and Jonin and ANBU rank get a large suite with three bedrooms three and a half baths with a gourmet kitchen. Except for you Naruto, you get a chunin rank aparment due to your little fuzzy friend."
As the pervert stared dreamily into space with a shit-eating grin and a nosebleed that would kill a normal man, Naruto simply stood there, awed.
"Alright now, off with you, I've got paperwork to do."
Hearing this Naruto piped up.
"You know if you just use shadow clones it'd be a helluva lot easier.
As Tsunades eye twitched from her own short-sightedness Naruto took the opportunity to leave the office of his mother figure.
As he walked toward his soon to be old apartment he began to let his hormones take over.
'what if Sakura-Chan moves in their? If she does I'd finally have a chance to see that big round jiggling ass of hers. Or maybe that chick from the second test of the chunin exams, Anko, Kami I'd love to get a look at her tits. Or maybe Hinata-Chan. I always did wonder what she wore under that hoodie.'
Soon he found himself sitting on his couch rubbing his rapidly hardening member through the fabric of his pants. As he rubbed it became almost painfully hard he soon began to unzip his pants but soon realized just what he was about to do. 'a cold shower should help my problem' . As he walked toward his shower he remembered, the last rime he had been here the water had been turned off in his apartment. 'looks like I'll have to ask Baa-Chan to give me my new apartment today' .
(Scene change, Hokage Tower.)
"Hey Baa-Chan, can I have my new apartment today?"
"I don't see why not Naruto. You're not the only one that's moving in to a new home today you know. Hinata, Sakura, Tenten, Anko, Shizune, hell, even a few of the academy students are moving in with their families."
"Really?"
"Yes. You might want to go and help them move in as a sign of good will."
"Huh, good idea, thanks Baa-Chan, bye."
As Naruto left, Key to his new apartment in hand his hormones took control of his thoughts again. ' It's like a dream come true! All the hot chicks I could think of are going to be living near me, and there's unisex showers too! Maybe this is Karma for all th bullshit I get for being the fuzz balls jailor'.
Soon he arrived at his new apartment complex and began to walk up the stairs toward the first occupied level, there he found Sakura walking out of her apartment carrying a towel and shampoo, he smiled at her and waved and she returned the gesture. As soon as he was past her he looked back at her round full posterior, jiggling as she walked. Soon he made his way up to his apartment UN-14, which happened to be next to Shikamarus. Once inside he took notice of it already being fully furnished including a refrigerator and a king size bed in the bedroom. Finished taking in his new surroundings he unsealed his clothes from the scroll on his hip. After getting one of his towels and his shampoo and soap he made his way to the ground floor and toward the showers. As he walked in he saw it was relatively empty with only him, Sakura, Hinata and Moegi, one of Konohamarus friends showering. He also noticed the fact that there were no dividers between showerheads meaning that three of the people he knew would see his problem. As he walked silently toward a showerhead he accidentally dropped his shampoo making a loud thunk that alerted the girls to his presence.
"Naruto? What are you doing here? I thought that you were here to visit someone not move in."
"No, Sakura-Chan I'm moving in, apartment UN-14."
"Okay, but why are you in the girls showers?"
"It's unisex Sakura-Chan. Didn't Baa-Chan tell you?"
"I guess I didn't listen to that part."
As their conversation stopped Sakura turned back around showing her full round smash-able ass to the world and more importantly, Naruto. As he stared at her ass he soon realized that his problem was still there. And it was getting worse. Soon all 17 inches of his man meat was erect and pointing toward Sakuras round, soft, perfect ass. Soon Sakura turned around, only to get a shock, Narutos member was pointing directly at her, and the odd thing was, she wanted it.
As she walked toward her teammate swaying her hips ever so slightly as if to entice him taking pleasure in the embarrassed blush upon his face. As she got closer she dropped to her knees in front of him and she instinctively reached out and began to stroke his length, feeling the veins on it and soon she took him into her mouth. Licking and nipping at his head as she stroked what she couldn't fit inside her mouth. Too caught up in the taste of her teammates shaft she didn't notice his hands reaching behind her head and forcing his meat down her throat causing her to choke.
As he thrust in and out of her mouth he felt a familiar tightening in his balls, never even getting a chance to warn her he shot his cock-milk down her throat bloating her cheeks with it as she futilely tried to swallow it as he pulled out of her mouth, blasts of cum shooting upon her face and breasts. As she began to feel woozy she noticed something. 'Naruto-Kuns cum tastes like beef ramen'.
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Alright, how's THAT for a smut scene? Also I'm going to put a poll up on my profile for which other girls will be in the harem. So make sure to vote!
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