I do not own anything in this story
I dislike made up stories about characters (by which I mean fanfics) because in my opinion they make fun of the characters
however after seeing if others shared my ideas about characters I realized like TV and video games they may be windows too other dimensions
(ever put your finger hard enough on a computer it gives kind of a portal effect) (like the entrance to Hazy Maze Cave in Super Mario 64 and DS remake)
fanfics may be parallel dimensions to those said dimensions so please if you write a fanfic don't do anything too drastic. If you cant find any of my stories then they have been deleted but don't worry it most likely means it's being updated.(because I have to use notepad)

Paper Mario Arc

At Bowser's Castle...

"Hmmmm... Yeah! This plan is genius! I'll definitely kidnap the princess and that pesky Mario can't do anything about it!" Bowser chuckles pleased with himself as he draws the plans for his latest scheme.
"Kamek! I summon you!" The Koopa King says calling for one of his most loyal minions and caretaker looking up from his throne. "Uhhh... sir... Kamek's on vacay, remember?" says one of the Koopas by Bowser's side, clad in metal armor complete with a spiky metal shell.
"Yeah, Kamek's grandmother is filling in for him while he's on vacation." replies the other Koopatrol on the other side of the throne. "Grrrrr... I can't wait for that blue robed freak to put this plan into action... Fine... send the old hag in..." The large spiky Koopa grumbles.
"You summoned me your grouchiness?" an elderly Magikoopa dressed in a purple dress and hat asks entering the room. "Yeah, here's the idea for my latest evil scheme." The Koopa King says handing Kammy Koopa the paper.
"Hmm... build a castle underneath Peach's castle, and lift into the sky! A very clever plan indeed your flatness!" Kammy praises. "Yeah... so, why don't you use your magic or something and make it happen." Bowser orders moving his hand in a rolling motion.

"Hmmmmm... I'm sorry my liege, but even with your entire Magikoopa army building an underground castle of that size would be impossible, let alone we wouldn't be able to be sure it's under the princess's castle." The elderly Magikoopa replies with a forlorn face.
"Gwaaaaaahhhh! So you're saying it can't be done!?" Bowser yells enraged stomping his foot angry that he spent so much time on a plan that he can't even put into action. "Gahhh! Calm down your royal highness! There may be a way!" Kammy shouts as her master's repeated stomping is causing the castle to shake.
"Hmmmm? There is? Speak!" The giant turtle says calming down. "Perhaps if we can obtain the Star Rod..." begins the magical Koopa. "The Star what?" Bowser asks confused. "The Star Rod, a magical artifact used by the honorable Star Spirits to grant people's wishes." Kammy explains.
"Pbbthth, I don't believe in fairytales." Bowser says crossing his arms and closing his eyes. "I can assure you my lord, it is 100% true." the purple clad magic user replies. "Grrrr... Then why don't they ever grant my wishes?!" The Koopa King growls starting to get annoyed.
"They ignore selfish wishes your selfishness." Kammy explains to her master. "Grrrrr... okay, how do we steal this thing?" Bowser says anxious to start granting his own wishes. "Well, they say that the entrance to Star Haven is located at the top of Shooting Star Summit, only nobody's ever found it so..." Kammy says carrying a large book over to the Koopa King.

"So, if no one's found the entrance, how're we supposed to get there?" Bowser questions massaging his chin interested in the book.
"Why simple, with my magic and this book, we can teleport ourselves there!" Kammy giggles excitedly as she opens the book to show a page of the seven Star Spirits and the Star Rod.
"Ooooo I like the sound of that!" Bowser replies pleased hopping into his Koopa Clown Car as Kammy tapes a picture of herself into the book.
"What the!? Where did you guys come from!?" The Star Spirits panic at the sudden appearance of Bowser and Kammy. "Now! Do it Kammy!" Bowser orders as the Stars regain their composure ready to fight.
Before the Star Spirts can get close, Kammy unleashes blasts of pink electricity in all directions. "Noooo! Please don't!" the spirits plead dodging the erratic blasts as the evil Koopa approaches the sacred relic.

Using his extremely powerful fire breath, Bowser breaks the glass dome and swipes the Star Rod inside.
"Now let's put this thing to use! 'I wish to turn these pathetic Star Spirits into playing cards!'" thinks the Koopa King as the rod unleashes a yellow glow.
Once enveloped by the ring of light, the honorable Star Spirits are turned into helpless playing cards as they circle around Kammy who scatters them across the Mushroom Kingdom to be guarded by Bowser's most powerful minions.
"Gwahahahaha! Now I can put my evil plan into action! Let's go Kammy!" Bowser chuckles evilly as the duo leave.
A couple seconds later, a young Star Kid enters the building. "Oh Great Honorable Star Spirts, My Name Is Twink. Please Make Me Your Apprentice." Twink begs.
"Uhhhh... Honorable Star Spirits?... WHAT HAPPENED HERE!?" Twink gasps as he opens his eyes after no response by the spirits seeing both the Star Spirits and Star Rod missing.
Meanwhile... At Peaches Castle... "Hmmmm... so bored... what should I do today..." The princess sighs bored out of her mind. "Oh! I know I'll throw a big party!" Peach says cheerfully clapping her hands together.