Derek and Sally, Derek and Marti, Derek and Paul, Derek and Emily, Derek and Edwin, Derek and Lizzie, Derek and George, Derek and Nora, Derek and Sam, Derek and Max, Derek and Kendra.

Derek: "Sally why are you looking at me like that?"

Sally: "We need to talk."

Derek: "I don't like that line."

Sally: "This is serious, so can you be honest with me?"

Derek: "Depends……"

Sally: "Let's sit down."

Derek: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Sally: "I don't even know where to begin. First answer this question; have you ever liked 2 people at once while you were going out with one of them?

Derek: "Not that I remember."

Sally: "Are you sure? Something tells me you did."

Derek: "Wait a second… I know exactly where this is going."

Sally: "Do you have something to come clean about or should I get to the point?"

Derek: "Are you accusing me of something?"

Sally: "Anyways, it seems as if this relationship isn't going anywhere."

Derek: "What are you trying to say?"

Sally: "I got a vibe that you are in love with someone else."

Derek: "How long ago?"

Sally: "A while now but I didn't want to say anything because I thought it was all in my head."

Derek: "Last time I checked, I didn't like anyone else but you."

Sally: "That's because you are too stubborn about your feelings to even notice anything."

Derek: "I am seriously dying to know who you are talking about."

Sally: "Simple, Casey."

Derek: "What led you to that conclusion?"

Sally: "Everything, from the way you look at her to the things you do for her."

Derek: "She is my step sister, I am supposed to be there for her despite our constant fighting."

Sally: "You don't even consider her a part of your family."

Derek: "Why should I? We moved in together as teenagers and didn't know each other since early childhood."

Sally: "That's what I mean, How can you and Casey live in the same house and not develop any feelings for her whatsoever?

Derek: "So, just because two people live together, it doesn't mean one of them will have a strong attraction for the other person."

Sally: "Derek, listen to me. You talk about Casey 24/7, she is all you think about, you focus more on her then on anyone else, you check her out constantly, you freak out whenever she goes out with somebody and one example would be Max. You always defend her, you torment her and tease her most of the time not to mention pull pranks on her as well. You cancel plans to spend time with her and then you two share sweet moments when alone."

Derek: "Did you have to bring all that up?"

Sally: "Yeah. I did it only to make you realize what was going on."

Derek: "Well, so what now?"

Sally: "Ok if me thinking you are in love with Casey is crazy then look me in the eyes and tell me 'I don't love Casey.' That's the only way I will believe you."

Derek: "I can't."

Sally: "We are going to break up."

Derek: "What? How could you do this to me? Didn't our love mean anything to you?"

Sally: "You've moved on to someone new and now we can A) stay friends or B) lose contact. So what's it gonna be?"

Derek: "I can't believe this is happening but I guess you and I should just not speak because it will only bring back memories we've shared when we were together."

Sally: "So this is really goodbye then?"

Derek: "It most certainly is."

Sally: "Just don't forget."

Derek: "To what?"

Sally: "To Tell Casey how you feel."

Derek: "Whatever you say."

Sally: "Bye."

Derek: "Farewell."