EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
KITTY
VS
KOVU
BEGIN
[KITTY]
ALRIGHT KOVU TIME TO FUCK YOU UP TODAY
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU FOLLOW SCAR FOOTSTEP YOU ARE JUST FUCKING GAY
BEING IN LOVE WITH KIARA MAKE SIMBA WANNA PUKE
WHEN KIMBA COMES HERE HE WILL SURE KILL YOU
BEING IN OUTSIDERS YOU ARE JUST LIKE CLAW
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU JUST SAW
MY SHOW IS BETTER UNLEAST IT NOT LIKE YOURS
YOU COULDN'T EVEN STOP WHEN IT COMES TO GLORE
[KOVU]
WELL FUCK YOU KITTY IS THAT WHO YOU REALLY ARE
CHANGING YOUR NAME MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A RETARD
IN YOUR SHOW IS WAY CRAPPIER THAN THIS
YOU ARE NOT IN LOTS OF EPISODE BECAUSE YOU'RE A BITCH
YOU JUST COPY OFF OF NALA SHE MORE SEXIER THAN YOU
WONDERING AROUND IS JUST PLAIN RUDE
YOUR UNCLE IS A BADASS MINE IS MORE BETTER
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART THAN YOU ARE SO SLUTTIER
[KITTY]
OH DON'T BE SO BLACK I THINK YOU'RE SO SHITTY
I THINK SIMBA IS A BETTER CUB THAN YOU, YOU CREEP
FIRST YOU BETRAY THE PRIDE AND THEN YOU BETRAY NUKA
YOU ALSO BETRAY SIMBA AND YOU THEN BETRAY ZIRA
WELL MY JUNGLE ADVENTURE IS BETTER THAN THE HELLHOLE
IF YOU WERE SO NICE YOU WOULDN'T BE AN ASSHOLE
I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK
IF YOU STEP FOOT IN THE JUNGLE I'LL ASK KIMBA TO KICK YOUR ASS
[KOVU]
OH DON'T GET SO SASSY AFTER LISTENING TO YOUR BULLSHIT
ALWAYS BEING LIKE FLUTTERSHY WHO IS FUCKING SENTITIVE
I MAY BE LIKE SCAR BUT I AM WAY REFORMED
I'LL BE MARRYING KIARA AND YOU CAN JUST WATCH PORN
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME BECAUSE BOYS ARE BETTER THAN GIRLS
YOU CAN'T BEAT THE HYNEAS BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO TWIRL
WELL I'M LEAVING YOU KITTY TIME TO KICK YOUR ASS GOODBYE
SEE YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE.
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE