EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
MICKEY
VS
MINNIE
BEGIN
[MICKEY]
ALRIGHT MINNIE MOUSE TIME TO KICK YOUR VAGINA
WHEN I BEAT THIS SONG YOU WILL BE HOME CRYING DUH
YOU WENT TO THE MOVIE WITH MORTIMER YOU BRUTE
I DON'T MEAN TO SAY THIS BUT HOW DARE YOU
THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE IS BETTER THAN BOW TOON
YOU JUST MAKE SOME FUCKING BOW IS WAY TOO BORING TOO
YOUR FIGARO A MESS I HOPE SHE WILL DIE
WHEN I KICK YOUR ASS YOU WILL FUCKING CRY
[MINNIE]
OH YEAH THAT WHAT YOU THINK MICKEY I AM WAY BETTER THAN YOU
UNLEAST I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WITH HOSTING A THING OR TWO
YOU AND MORTIMER ALWAYS FIGHT OVER ME
I WISH YOU COULD'VE MADE THE SHOW HAVE ME
YOU MADE PLUTO RAN AWAY DURING CHRISTMAS
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING DO THIS
IN THE 2013 SHOW YOU TALK LIKE A DOUCHBAG
YOU, GOOFY, AND DONALD ARE JUST A SHITTY FAG
[MICKEY]
WELL STOP IT MINNIE UNLEAST I AM NOT A LESBIAN
YOU GOING OUT WITH DAISY WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS
YOU LIKE TO STAY CLEAN YOU ACT JUST LIKE SERENA
ALWAYS WORRYING ABOUT ME AND YOU KNOW THAT SUCK
MY SHOW IS MORE POPULAR IN ALL OF DISNEY
YOU ARE JUST THE SECOND BITCH TO BE IN THE SCENE
WHEN I SAY THE MAGIC WORD YOU WILL SOON BE IN FOR A SHOUT
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT
[MINNIE]
OH DON'T BE A JERK YOUR PLUTO IS A NASTY DOG
YOU SHOULD GET A BETTER PET KIND OF LIKE A FROG
SAYING OH TOODLES IS BORING AS YOU KNOW
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE WEARING A BOW
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TALENTED WELL DON'T BE SO COCKY
IN THE HOUSE OF MOUSE WILL SOON BE CANCELING
I AM LEAVING NOW MICKEY IT TIME FOR A LADIES NIGHT
GOODBYE MY PRINCE SEE YOU FUCKING TONIGHT
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE