A/N- The characters/settings in this story are the sole property of the Pate brothers. DUH.

Day 1

9:00 PM

Agent Lee was sitting at his desk when the door to his office broke open. A rather attractive brunette stormed into the room and marched up to his desk.

"This relationship is over! Do you hear me? Over!"

A very confused Lee looked cautiously at the angry, clearly insane woman. "Erm…" he managed to sputter out. "Can I help you?"

"Help me? Help me?" she screamed hysterically. "I saw you kissing her yesterday! Did you not think I would notice? Didn't you care about me at all, Jonathan?"

"Jonathan?" said an utterly confused, very scared Lee. "I-I'm not Jonathan … I'm Agent Lee."

The woman stared at him in silence for a moment – her hair astray, her eyes bulging, breathing heavily. Lee's eyes flew across the room for a means of escape from this insane woman. His eyes caught the red security button by the door. Bingo, he thought, and then it hit him. The frickin button is across the room. Who was the idiot that put it there?

Flashback

Lee observed as the movers well, moved his things into his new office. The electrician, a big man with a southern accent, asked him, "Where do I put this thing?"

"I don't know – put it on the wall doofus." The electrician raised his eyebrows at the not-so-insulting remark.

"Somebody didn't have their coffee this morning." He insinuated as he walked away.

"NO I DIDN'T!" screamed Lee.

The electrician walked into the room and looked around. There was a circuit hole by the door where the light switch was supposed to go. Humph. Serves him right. The electrician thought as he installed the button.

End Flashback

No wonder. Lee thought, looking around at the candles that lit his office. Anyhoo, what was I doing again? O yea.

"Audrey?" A familiar voice came from the doorway. The woman, or Audrey, as it seemed, spun around to face the figure in the doorway. Lee took the opportunity to throw himself to the floor. "I heard you shouting. Is everything okay?" came the disturbingly familiar voice again.

"JONATHAN!" Audrey began a barrage of words that Lee had never heard before, but he ignored it and started crawling towards the button. Just like in 'Nam he thought. Wait, I was never in 'Nam. O well. He was halfway across the hallway when he recognized the figure in the doorway. He looked exactly like Lee. He had the same suit on, same haircut, and Lee had to admit, he was just as studly as he was too.

"Baby, I was just - " Jonathan began

"Don't lie to me!" screamed Audrey.

A befuddled Lee stood up, straightened his tie, and brushed off his suit before saying, "Can someone please explain to me what the fudge is going on here?"

Ignoring him, Audrey walked up to Jonathan and slapped him.

SMACK

Miles (no pun intended) away, in Wilmington, NC, in a lab, Nim heard a sound. It was something like this.

SMACK

Yea that was it. Hearing this, Nim could think of one logical explanation. Miles was in trouble. Nim leapt to the top of his tank and looked around. Aha. A man in a white coat was standing in the room. A likely culprit. And what was that in his hand? A clipboard – the ideal smacking item. Without hesitation, Nim through himself at the bully.

"Argh!" said the man.

What a funny sound, thought Nim

A/N – Ok … end of first chapter.

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