sciencetrip It is recommended that if you need help with REAL science, you not look here. If you do, you get a free F on you next assignment! Yay!!!!!! F's for everybody!!

This was inspired by the science videos we had to watch in (get this)... science! So first of all, thank you to my science teacher!!! (Okay, so she'll only be my science teacher for 8 more days... but she's still the best teacher! Thank you!!!!) *starts putting fingerprints on everything* WEEEEEE!!!! *gets smacked by her friend ("Shut UP!")* Okay, okay... Day 1 of our "science trip..."

Usagi's Science Trip - Day One

*cue to funky music, and Mamoru in a chicken suit, flapping his arms*

Scary sounding Setsuna: Lets find the answer!

Usagi: Umm... Hello? I don't remember what we were doing... Oh, yes! Science trip! Day one! ... ... Welcome to Day One of our science trip! Today we will be studying... umm... gravity. *gets out laptop* I record everything in my science journal... Now, what does gravity mean again?

*cue to Minako and Rei throwing a big pink cake off a tall building, and watching it splat on the ground*

Usagi: Gravity is... umm... when things fall and splat. ... ... How do you work this laptop!?!? *$&#*(@& @*$^*#! and the sound of laptop "dying"*

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Usagi: Izzy Fig Newton discovered gravity one day while reading a book under a tree. Something fell on his head. He then needed something to blame, since it not only gave him a bump on his head, but ruined his pineapple laptop. He then shouted "DAMN YOU, GRAVITY!!!" And, therefore, gravity was born. When later asked for a definition of his new word, he said, "Muffin head stupid..." and ran into a tree. He later became known as "Lisa Duncan," and it was then found out that he had named his tree Gravity.

Sometime later, a Native American named Little Washing You described the Kinetic Theory of Falling Objects, or something of the such. This stated that if you sit under an apple tree, you're going to get clunked in the head, and possibly have property damage.

So, to prove this theory of science, we will try this experiment...

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Usagi (standing above Ami on a ladder): Ami is oblivious to anything *strange* that might happen. We will now push this brick off the ladder, and onto Ami's head. Let's see what happens.

*brick is dropped, and it breaks over Ami's head. One half falls on her book, and rips it*

Ami (crying out in agony): MY BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn you, Gravity VI!!!

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Usagi: It is now known that all smart people now name their trees "Gravity," "Gravity I," and so on. And they don't like it when whatever they're doing is tampered with.

*camera shows Usagi eating a big sundae*

Usagi: That's *shovel* it for today... *shovel* see you... *sovel* next time *shovel* your fellow *shovel* traveler....


A/N: GAAH! Don't kill me!!! It's short, but they probably all will be.