#2—The Three Wisemen
This adventure begins one cold night as The Golden Goulet and Brick Tamland aka The Weatherman snuggle close to a warm fire. As the two snuggle, Robert Goulet ponders to himself, " Papa needs a new boy." The Next morning recruitment begins. The first person to enter is none other than Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby's superpower is the ability to make sick children feel better from his laughter. After Bill's comedy routine, Robert Goulet officially welcomed Cosby into the The Goulet League of Goodness. Brick Tamland did not feel any better sadly and quickly gunned down Cosby at point blank. The remains were scattered over the Atlantic Ocean the very next week. As the recruitment process resumes, Chuck Norris runs into the room exclaiming, " Whose ready for the gun show?" The Golden Goulet tells him that he must wait in line just like everyone else. As The Chuck Norris impatiently waits, the person in front of him begins to sing the hit single from The Pussycat Dolls, "Don't cha". This anger The Norris immensely to which he replied, ""HOW DARE YOU SING IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out the mans heart from his chest. Holding the bloody heart in his hand he whispered, " Mess with The Norris and you are toying with death." He then round-housed the remaining contestants in front of him and hastily chewed on their remains. The Weatherman was so impressed that he joined in the feast as well. Later that night The Norris was officially recognized as a member of the Goulet League of Goodness. The next morning after a crazy night partying with the local college kids, The Weatherman and The Norris receive a distress while The Golden Goulet sleeps. The distressed caller says gives them the location of the problem. After driving around for awhile in the Goulet Go-Kart, they arrive back at the Goulet mansion. They arrive at Goulet's swimming pool where Robert Goulet is having trouble getting the ladies off him. The Golden Goulet tells the two, " I need your help boys if you catch my drift" as The Golden Goulet winks at the two. Brick Tamland replies, "ay ok Captain.." He and Chuck Norris both pull out magnums and murder every woman on site. The trio have a bar-b-que later that night.
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