Title: Mysterious Flame Type: Anime - FY/FoR crossover Genre: Action/Adventure/Humour Authors: yue-vae aka Yue(yue_11) & Vae(Yvaellis) Rating: PG13 Parings: Hoto/Nuri, Subo/Yui, Fuu/Rai/Tok & others depending on the readers - so R&R people! PLEASE! Description: The Flame of Recca and Fushigi Yuugi characters are forced to participate in yet another Ura Buto Satsujin by crazy power-mad authors (aka: us ^o^)

Disclaimer: We do not own any of the Flame of Recca and Fushigi Yuugi characters. They belong to the geniuses Anzai Nobuyuki and Watase Yuu respectively. Flames will be used to feed Recca's dragons who will then burn the person who flamed us to a nice crispy black.

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Yue: Konnichiwa, minna san! We're in Anime Land right now, on a mission to.shhh *looks around* *whispers in a softer voice* capture the characters of Fushigi Yuugi and Flame of Recca and get them to participate in our Ura Buto Satsujin.

Vae: Of course, we are not unreasonable people. We will *try* to persuade them first, but if they don't agree. then we shall take them by force. *evil smirk*

Yue: We shall get the leaders from each team first, and we'll start with the people from Flame of Recca first. Right, let's start from hmmm. lemme check my list.the Uruha! *mutters* They'll probably be easier to persuade, anyway, they're nuts.

Vae: Uh huh, I totally agree with you. But Raiha's perfectly fine though. *starry eyes* He's so nice and so cute! And Neon and her sisters are okay once you get to know them...

(Yue stares)

Vae: What?!

Yue: You know them???!!!!

Vae: Yeah, I visit them sometimes, why? I also visit the Seishi - *chokes and turns purple as Yue throttles her*

Yue: *screaming* YOU GO TO SEE THEM AND TALK TO THEM AND YOU DON'T TELL ME???????!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ASS!!!!!

(Vae manages to get free and whacks Yue)

Vae: Hey! It's not like you don't go and visit Mi-chan sometimes! Besides I haven't seen them for a long time while you visit Mi-chan five times a week! Anyway. Let's go -

Yue: Find Kurei!!!!

Audience member (AM): Didn't Kurei go back to the past? (A/N: in book 33, Kurei used the Jikou Ryuuri technique to go back to the Hokage 400 years before) You crazy authors!

Vae: *throws 10kg rock at AM* We're the amazing almighty authors! We can do anything we want within the rules. and this happens to be in within the rules! So there! *triumphant smirk*

Yue: Vae's rite. it's *our* fic. So shuddup before we make you suffer a horrible, tragic fate. *evil grin* Hah.

(Audience member whimpers and shuts up at this point)

Yue: *quietens down* Hey. Kurei's coming.

(Kurei walks past ignoring the rest of the world as usual)

Yue: Anou. Kurei sama, *says sweetly* will you be so kind as to join our Ura Buto Satsujin? *puppy eyes*

Kurei: *flatly* NO.

(Yue facefaults while Vae points finger at her and laughs her head off)

Yue: But.but.*splutters* Uh. *brain hatches a brilliant plan* Aha. Did I mention, Recca-kun will be there. you want to fight your brother doncha? You want to make Recca suffer too because you're such a sadistic.oops. I mean, nice person. that you want to train him to make him stronger, ne?

Kurei: *sniffs disdainfully* Recca and I are on civil terms right now, and we don't flame each other on first sight like before. But.*mad gleam in eyes* Training him to make him stronger sounds great. heheh. I can use that as a reason to blow him to a crisp. BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Yue & Vae: *sweatdrop*

Vae: So.is that a yes?

Kurei: *turns chibi* Yep yep. *nods non-stop*

Vae: Ok.uh.so. stop nodding will ya. you have to follow us around. We might need you to convince others. *in a low voice to Yue* We won't have any problems with Neon and her sisters then. And the other Uruha people are pretty loyal to him too.

Yue: .I suppose so. XD *slaps Vae a high 5* One team down, seven to go. Hmmm. who's next? *scans list* Team Kuu!

Vae: So that means. Kukai!

Yue: yep.

Vae: Ok.Hey Kurei, do you know where's Kukai?

Kurei: I do not associate with members of pathetic opposing teams unless they are my subordinates. However, I do know that yelling works, though only for authors, in this place when wanting to summon others - although it has some unusual effects...

Vae: Oh. Then. *yells* KUKAIIIII!!!!!!

(the ground shakes like in an earthquake)

Yue: *ignores the quake and whacks Vae's head* Baka. You don't search for people like that. It's like that. *yells even louder* KUKAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! WHERE THE FREAKING HELL ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU????????????

(the ground shakes even harder, making everyone fall face flat on the dusty ground, and lightning strikes all the nearby trees and fries them)

Kurei: My clothes!

Yue: oops. Better not try that again.

Vae: -_-'

(Chibi Saicho pops out of thin air)

Saicho: I'm sorry but Shihandai is not free at the moment. May I take a message? *eyes widen* Hey, is that Kurei-sama?

Kurei: *snorts* Duh. The one and only. Who else could I be? Recca?

Yue: Can we see Kukai?

Saicho: Sorry, no way.

Vae: Pwease? *pouts and gives him puppy eyes, trying to look cute and failing miserably*

Saicho: Sorry, I said no way. We're training new recruits and -

Vae: *storms up to Saicho* Look here, u psycho of a Saicho. *grabs him by the collar and shakes hard* I WANT TO SEE KUKAI!!! NOW!!! OR YOU DIE!!!!! HEAR ME???!!!!!!

Yue: O.O Wow~ she's real good.

Vae: *calmly drops Saicho, straightens clothes and faces audience* Sorry, Saicho fans, I think he's cool and pretty cute too but desperate times call for desperate measures. *ducks flying rotten tomatoes and oinking pig* HEY!!!

Saicho: (@@ - Saicho's eyes) Hai, hai. uh, here. *suddenly pulls chibi- Kukai out of nowhere and dumps him on Vae who promptly collapses under the weight*

Saicho: You want him, you have him. *runs away leaving a trail of dust behind*

Yue: Btw, like Vae has already said, dun get us wrong, we love Saicho to death. ^_^

Kukai: (back to normal) *gets off dazed Vae, covered in tomato and all* *glares* Hey. what am I doing here?

Yue: Erm. Kukai sama, will you join our Ura Buto Satsujin?

Kukai: *eyes pop out* Ura Buto Satsujin? *turns chibi again* OF COURSE!!! *jumps around and sings* Everybody lurrvvessssss UBS.la-la-la-la~ Finally another chance to prove Team Ku's might!

(A.N. Kukai's a bit OOC at this point ^_^;;;)

Yue & Vae: -_-'

Kurei: .

Yue: Well, I guess that makes two teams down, six more to go.

Vae: Hey, Yue, why bother searching for the leaders? I mean, yelling works perfectly fine. 'cept for the whole earthquake thing.

Yue: erm. *sweatdrop* I don't think so.

Vae: *ignores her and takes a deep, deeeeeep breath and yells* HANABISHI RECCA OF HOKAGE AND AOI FROM URA URUHA. WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU????!!!!! I WANT TO SEE YOU THIS - *suddenly breaks off and makes a strangled noise* - instant!

*Vae grabs Yue by the neck (causing Yue to turn blue), and screeches in a strangled whisper that is barely audible (A/N I wonder how can anybody screech in a strangled whisper? ^_^)*

Vae: I lost my voice!

(Lightning strikes turning everyone there black as if they were roasted, the ground shakes and cracks, thunder rumbles, a hurricane tears through the place leaving them all black and soaking wet while a tornado passes through leaving wreckage everywhere. And all this while, Vae still has Yue by the neck.)

Kurei: Good lord, I'm stuck with a brainless murdering idiot for an author! (A.N. he sounds like Draco in some Harry Potter fanfics, dontcha think?)

Kukai: *calmly* Think good positive thoughts.

Yue: *finally pries Vae's hands off her neck* Hey! Are you trying to murder me or something? Thank you very much. *face turns from blue back to normal*

Kukai: *nods wisely* See, that's why you shouldn't yell for the leaders.

Kurei: .

*Vae glares, punches him, and breaks the bones in her fingers*

Vae: Owowowowowowowowowow!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn.! .; *clutches fingers and sniffs then suddenly straightens* Hey! My voice is back! *dances around like a madwoman then remembers her fist* Owowowowowowowowowowowowow!!!!!!!!!!! Damn.!

Yue: . *whistle* It serves you right.just don't hit that monster.oops *shrinks back as Kukai directs murderous glares at her* more than three times.

AM: HEY! Aren't you authors supposed to be invincible and almighty, blah blah blah? Can't you even heal yourself? *Boos and jeers from audience*

Yue: Awww. shuddup. Even *we* have rules, you idiots. I'm not about to explain, it's too complicated and weird. Remember what I said about you people suffering a horrible, tragic fate? *evil grin* You're pushing your luck, my dears.

(AM suddenly feels a chill creeping up their spines and stops jeering, muttering about crazy and evil authors)

Vae: Yeah. In fact, *I* can summon Yanagi right now to heal me. *opens mouth to call for Yanagi* YANA-urrffhh!!!! (chokes as Yue clamps a hand over her mouth)

Yue: N-O. For one, I DO NOT want another natural disaster ripping through here. And secondly, NOT YANAGI. I CAN'T STAND HER WHINING! *whimpers* It traumatises me! (A.N. Sorry all Yanagi fans, but I really cannot stand her whining. ^_^;;; Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, ne? So dun flame me over this, onegai!!!)

Vae: *pulls Yue's hand off her mouth* *coughs* But. she might be a pathetic wimp but at least she's a pathetic wimp of a healer! What about my poor, injured, broken, fractured, *inserts a long list of sadistic adjectives which can also be written as @%!#!^&($^&$^&@$!$@%)(@%$#@)@($#)^!&$* - fingers?

Yue: *huffs* Oh fine! We'll split up. You can go find the Hokage and *wince* Yanagi, and I will settle the Ura Uruha. We'll meet back here 1 hour later, is that ok?

Vae: oh, pushing Yanagi on me, huh? *considers* Sounds good to me, though. I'm looking forward to meeting Fuuko if she's there! She's cool!!! Your idea saves time too. We can get started on the UBS sooner. ^o^

Yue: I'll bring Kurei with me and you can take Kukai along. *mutters in a lower voice to Vae* It's better this way. The Hokage is on better terms with Kukai then Kurei. I doubt they will agree to the tournament if Kurei is going to be in it -

Kurei: *cuts in* Hey! I want to see my otouto. I want to fry him and blow his brains with Kurenai!!!

Vae: .That's another reason why you should go with Yue. We can't let anything happen to Recca before the tournament, can we? *winks to Yue* And that would be highly impossible with you around.

Kurei: *turns chibi and pouts* Fine. I shall be waiting for you at the tournament, Recca. *mad gleam in eye*

Yue: Ok. Enough talk. Let's get down to business. See you an hour later. *drags Kurei along with her and walks to the north*

Vae: Yep. Come on, Kukai, we're going to look for the Hokage. *prepares to walk to the south but suddenly stops* Are you sure you don't want me to yell for them? *asks innocently*

Everyone including audience: YES WE'RE SURE!

Vae: *sweatdrop* Fine then. Ikimasho.

Kurei: Can we stop stopping? The sooner, the better, ladies.

Yue: Sure. Let's go find the Ura Uruha! *starts walking again, while Kurei tries to look haughty and imposing and not succeeding 'cuz he's being dragged alongside Yue*

Vae: *suddenly remembers something* Come on, Kukai, quickly, before Yue realizes -

(Yue suddenly stop dead in her tracks - making Kurei crack his head on a rock - and spins around with a look of utmost horror on her face)

Yue: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! *Points accusing finger at fellow author* VAE!!!!!!!!!!! STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!

Vae: Too late. Kuso, damn, and il maudire. Kukai, I have one word that might save your life. RUN!!!!!!!!! .~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.

A.N. Well.? Like it? In the other chapters we'll be finding the other teams, then finally getting down to the real story. The real story, not the 'finding people' part of the story, should be in third-person format, not this kind of 'play-writing' format. That would be less confusing, ne? And it should be less corny and weird as the 'finding people' part. PLEASE R&R!!! Thanks, merci, xie xie ni, arigato, muchas gracias!!!