AN: Umm, I'm not sure if it is appropriate to publish this here, but I hope it is. If not, please let me know where I can write this.
Course: New Muggle Studies:
Chapter 1: letter of invitation
Dear young witches and wizards
Hello welcome to your new Muggle Studies class. In this course, I will not extol on the virtues of our non-magical brethren. I will not plead you to change your view of them. I will not beg for you to lay down your views on blood.
Instead, my task is to bring the magical world into the twentieth century. For too long, we wizard-folk have relied heavily on magic, so much so that our secret little world has become anachronistic. Few wizards and witches no how to use technologies invented by muggles. Fewer still understand the latest scientific discoveries muggles have made.
My goal is to ensure that by the time you leave this school you have a comprehensive understanding of our world, both magical and non-magical.
First years will be learning about muggle inventions. We will discuss the importance of energy and how these devices work to make muggle life better.
Second years will be immersed in biology. Together, we will study the building blocks of life, the function of the cell, and a little on human anatomy.
Third years, will become more immersed in biology. We will discuss about genetics and the theory of evolution.
Fourth years, we will be discussing the fundamentals of chemistry.
And finally, Fifth years will talk about physics and the scientific method in general.
For Sixth and Seventh years who wish to continue their education, I encourage you to join me in my laboratory. Together, we will discover the scientific secrets of our magical world. You will be welcome to do independent research on any magical phenomenon that piques your scientific interests.
Thank you for choosing to take my class. I hope we can have a wonderful year.
AN: Hey everyone, and welcome to this audacious new topic. As I am currently in college, I won't have too much time writing everything. Thus I turn this into a group activity. I ask that you the community come up with a lecture to teach for each year.
When you submit, please specify the year in which you assign your lecture.
Thank you.