EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
LIMESTONE PIE
VS
RAINBOW DASH
BEGIN
[LIMESTONE PIE]
ALRIGHT LET ME TELL YOU WHILE I FUCK UP YOUR EAR
YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE A CRAP WHEN YOUR NIGHTMARE GIVES YOU FEAR
YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM HOLDER BOULDER AND GET THE HELL OUTTA MY FARM
IF YOU DON'T FUCK ANYTHING YOU WON'T BE ANY HARM
IF YOU WERE THE ELEMENT OF LOYALTY THEN STOP BETRAYING OTHER
YOU DIDN'T HELP DISCORD WHEN HE WAS SICK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
I CAN RAP THIS SHITTY SONG WAY BETTER THAN YOU
YOU MADE PINKIE PIE LEAVE WITH A FUCKING SONIC RAINBOOM
[RAINBOW DASH]
WELL YOU ARE JUST AN ASSHOLE YOU WANNA KNOW WHY
IT SEEM YOU ABOUT MARBLE PIE IS THAT IS WHY SHE SHY
YOU THINK ROCK ARE COOL WELL IT NOT 20 PERCENT COOLER
YOUR CUTIE MARK ON YOUR ASS IS WAY TOO SHITTIER
MY FANS LOVES ME MORE I AM RAINBOW DANGER DASH
WHEN THE FANS SEE YOU GRUMBLING YOU WILL BE IN FOR A BRASH
YOU ARE ANGRIER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT YOU NEED A FUCKING LESSON
LIKE MAKE YOU FUCKING SMILE FOREVER YOU LESBIAN
[LIMESTONE PIE]
OH DON'T BE A PUSSY YOU ARE SUCH A TOMBOY
YOU ARE NOT SO BRASH YOU ARE NOT SO JOY
YOU MADE FLUTTERSHY CHEER LOUDER AT THE FLYING COMPETITION
YOU EVEN CALLED TWILIGHT SPARKLE AN EGGHEAD YOU IDIOT
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL HA DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH
WHAT MAKE THEM THINK THEY CALL YOU RAINBOW DANGER DASH
WHEN SPITFIRE SEE YOU BEING SCARE OF HAPPINESS
YOU WILL BE FUCKED UP AND THEN YOU'LL BE DISMISSED
[RAINBOW DASH]
HEY DON'T INSULT ME I HAVE BETTER POWER
YOU JUST FUCK SOME FUCKING ROCK IT BORING YOU JERK
YOU ARE JUST LIKE GREEDITY WHO ALSO HAD A BOULDER
CELESTIA WILL BANISHED YOU FROM EQUESTRIA FOREVER
I THINK YOU'RE WONDERING WHY APPLEJACK AN APPLE
SHE WORKED EVEN HARD BETTER THAN YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE
I AM LEAVING NOW MY SHOW IS STARTING SOON
GOODBYE LIMESTONE PIE SEE YOU LATER FUCKING SOON
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE