I do not own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim to. Even though every bit of my haughty genius level superiority over others is all in my head and not in any way existent.
D'Void woke up in the torture dungeon that pops up a lot in these stories. "Oh no! I got here by shitty expository backstory dialogue!"
"Stupid dialogue stating basic facts," Manny said as he smoked a blunt and wore his cap off to the side. He had several gold chains hanging from his neck. What a thug.
"Hey, D'Void, we kidnapped your baby-Sue-thing, nyah nyah!" one of the extraneous unseen liberation forces taunted.
"MY SUE!" D'Void yelled. He began to sob hysterically from not being able to spend quality time with his ever present baby-Sue-thing that he rarely went five fucking minutes without. "Noooo!"
The baby-thing barfed up a throbbing sack of flesh and pustules. Then it sobbed hysterically as well. D'Void and the Sue sobbed hysterically. For hours. The liberation forces and the rest of the Plumbers Helpers got quite disturbed by it. They backed away, silently.
"This shit has gotten from annoying to creepy as fuck," said Manny.
"Tell me about it," said Helen. "Let's just leave them here and get the fuck outta Dodge."
Everyone left and closed the door behind them.
"OP IS A GREAT WRITER!" D'Void screamed while sobbing hysterically. "YOU DON'T WATCH THE SHOW! HYPOCRITES! THIS IS CANON!"
He sobbed harder until he shit his pants. His baby-thing-Sue did the same before tragically dying. Then D'Void sobbed himself to death.
His final line before dying was, "You'll never be as big a Ben 10 fan as OP...farewell, inferior plebes! Aaaah!" Sick burn.
And then he died.
The End
