The Haunted House of Deceased Ms. Lecreepe
At the Membrane house two siblings are preparing to go to school.....
Dib:*looking under the couch coushins* Hey Gaz, have you seen my x-ray goggles?
Gaz:What for? to look at girls? that's as far as you'd ever get anyhow... and stop
molesting the couch... people have to sit there you know!
Dib: *blushing* GAZ! That's sick!! *goes to look under the recliner*
Gaz:*dark humoredly* Better not touch that one either... The coffee table will get jealous!
Dib: That's enough of that Gaz! Why do you think I'm always horny?
Gaz: No girlfriend.
Dib: I do so!! well, sorta...
and Dib follows his sister out the door and off to school while chowing down on a pack of Zingers.....
Zim residence.....
Zim: Hey, Surgi!!!
Surgi: Yeah, what? *continues stuffing his back pack with several Shounen Rougue comics*
Zim: I found something in the bathroom of yours!! *holds up a pair of short girraffe boxers, smiling* you know you really should clean up after yourself more!
Gir: *spots the boxers instantly and grabs them, putting them on even though they more than cover his little metal feet and runs around wildly screaming "fruit of the loom"*
Surgi: *blushes profusely and starts chasing gir* Hey! give those back!!
Zim: *catches Surgi in his arms just before he runs past him and embracing him* You're awfully sexy when you're embarrassed! *runs his hand down Surgi's thigh and kisses him, feeling his young alien counterpart melt into his arms*
Surgi: *breathlessly* But we have to prepare for school!!
Zim: *striking a dramatic pose; still holding him* Yes... the evil vines of the educational system are determined to rip us apart, but be brave, my little bishonen, for love shall prevail!!
Surgi: Too much Drama class, eh?
Zim: Yep.
minutes later at the school.....
Keefe is oogling at both Zim and Surgi, drool dripping from his mouth as he watches the two sexy young aliens......
Surgi: This is getting just plain annoying....*starts fooling with the tab on his pepsi while occasionally looking up at keefe glaring*
Zim: Yeah! Go bother someone else like Retchie!!
Keefe: Mmm, two sassy boys! want to go play in my dungeon after school?
Surgi: *snarls in keefe's face then picks him up, tossing him in the air like a soccer ball and kicking him straight into chalk board* NOW LEAVE US ALONE!!
Keefe's teeth are lodged in the chalkboard preventing him from getting down....
Mrs. Bitters: *looking at Keefe scowling* NO FLYING IN THE CLASSROOM!!
URINAL DUTY IN THE BOY'S BATHROOM FOR YOU!! *and hands him a tiny sponge and kicks him out the door failing to notice the classes giggling*
Hello peeps!!! *looks down at the box of marshmallow peeps* Hope you enjoyed that!
This fanfic will self destruct in 5 seconds so read and review... FAST!! more to come later!
a.n.: I know it doesn't sound like the title but in the next chapter it will reveal the plot!!
At the Membrane house two siblings are preparing to go to school.....
Dib:*looking under the couch coushins* Hey Gaz, have you seen my x-ray goggles?
Gaz:What for? to look at girls? that's as far as you'd ever get anyhow... and stop
molesting the couch... people have to sit there you know!
Dib: *blushing* GAZ! That's sick!! *goes to look under the recliner*
Gaz:*dark humoredly* Better not touch that one either... The coffee table will get jealous!
Dib: That's enough of that Gaz! Why do you think I'm always horny?
Gaz: No girlfriend.
Dib: I do so!! well, sorta...
and Dib follows his sister out the door and off to school while chowing down on a pack of Zingers.....
Zim residence.....
Zim: Hey, Surgi!!!
Surgi: Yeah, what? *continues stuffing his back pack with several Shounen Rougue comics*
Zim: I found something in the bathroom of yours!! *holds up a pair of short girraffe boxers, smiling* you know you really should clean up after yourself more!
Gir: *spots the boxers instantly and grabs them, putting them on even though they more than cover his little metal feet and runs around wildly screaming "fruit of the loom"*
Surgi: *blushes profusely and starts chasing gir* Hey! give those back!!
Zim: *catches Surgi in his arms just before he runs past him and embracing him* You're awfully sexy when you're embarrassed! *runs his hand down Surgi's thigh and kisses him, feeling his young alien counterpart melt into his arms*
Surgi: *breathlessly* But we have to prepare for school!!
Zim: *striking a dramatic pose; still holding him* Yes... the evil vines of the educational system are determined to rip us apart, but be brave, my little bishonen, for love shall prevail!!
Surgi: Too much Drama class, eh?
Zim: Yep.
minutes later at the school.....
Keefe is oogling at both Zim and Surgi, drool dripping from his mouth as he watches the two sexy young aliens......
Surgi: This is getting just plain annoying....*starts fooling with the tab on his pepsi while occasionally looking up at keefe glaring*
Zim: Yeah! Go bother someone else like Retchie!!
Keefe: Mmm, two sassy boys! want to go play in my dungeon after school?
Surgi: *snarls in keefe's face then picks him up, tossing him in the air like a soccer ball and kicking him straight into chalk board* NOW LEAVE US ALONE!!
Keefe's teeth are lodged in the chalkboard preventing him from getting down....
Mrs. Bitters: *looking at Keefe scowling* NO FLYING IN THE CLASSROOM!!
URINAL DUTY IN THE BOY'S BATHROOM FOR YOU!! *and hands him a tiny sponge and kicks him out the door failing to notice the classes giggling*
Hello peeps!!! *looks down at the box of marshmallow peeps* Hope you enjoyed that!
This fanfic will self destruct in 5 seconds so read and review... FAST!! more to come later!
a.n.: I know it doesn't sound like the title but in the next chapter it will reveal the plot!!