IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!
Tori: Yep! I'm super hyper after eating Zashi's chocolate-covered mochi, so I think I'll totally disregard all responsibilities on my shoulder and have some fun with my fellow authors and my favorite Gundam people! *snaps fingers and Talon, Stanton, Taro, Shan-chan, Shiro Kitsune, Lady, Nueva, Relena, Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wu Fei appear*
Duo & Relena: Where's Duet!?
Tori: I said "favorite Gundam people", didn't I?
Duo & Relena: *lips tremble*
Tori: Whatever. *snaps fingers and Duet appears* I'm not to happy with you right now though… My e-mail box is full after that little prank of yours…
Duet: *innocent grin*
Talon: Hey! Are you working on my challenge?
Tori: 'Course, Talon-kun! It sounds like a great idea! And it must have been cool to fast for such a great cause.
Talon: …I'm hungry…
Taro: Amen to that, brother.
Stanton: Luckily, I brought this great green soda!
My fellow classmate whips out an unmarked bottle of soda which is, in fact, green, and pours all the authors and charas a cup.
Quatre: Oooh! O.o* It's green! *sloshes it around in cup*
Lady: That's probably not normal…
Stanton: It won't hurt'cha!
Lady: No, I mean that… *points to Relena and Duet who are kissing on the couch next to her*
All: *megasuperhugecolossalsweatdrop*
Shan-chan: Do they… do that often? *gulp*
Nueva: Get a room!
Nueva throws a lamp at them, which happens to be the only light in the room. The bulb shatters satisfyingly against Duet's head, but with her consciousness goes the light*
All sans Duet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Taro: Quatre, get your hand off my leg.
Quatre: My hand's not on your leg.
Taro: Then whose hand is this? *pinches hand*
Nueva: Ouch!
Taro: Alright, then it can stay.
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Wu Fei: It must be really hot in here. We seem to be sweating a lot…
Tori: Yeah, it is kinda hot in here, isn't it?
Stanton: AH-HA! Found you my precious green Dr. Pepper-ish soda!
Relena: *tears in eyes* I really don't think you had to hit her.. *pokes Duet with her toe*
Shiro: Oh please.. No one wanted to see that.
Heero: I did.
Duo: So did I.
Wu Fei: Two onna? Yeah.
Trowa: I admit, it was mildly interesting.
Quatre: Actually, quite amusing.
Talon: Quite.
Stanton: Heh, I agree.
Taro: Why'd you make them stop!?
All the guys burst out crying and the girls shoot them disgusted looked.
Tori: Wait, I just wrote them doing that…
Shan-chan: *smacks Tori upside the head* MORON!
Tori: *pretending not to know English* Domo arigatou gozaimasu. *big grin*
Shan-chan: …that hell's wrong with her?
Stanton: Meh. She's always like that.
Tori: Nihongo ga hanasemasuka?
Stanton: Hai. *to everyone else* She's going to keep this up until the lights go back on.
Taro: Is that what she said?
Stanton: No, she asked if I spoke Japanese… I just know from experience.
Shiro: So, um… Yeah. It's still dark.
All: *blink blink*
Talon: Where do we go from here?
Duo: We must go on an epic quest to find a new light bulb!
All: *blink blink*
Duo: You guys got something in your eyes?
*five minutes of aimless stumbling later…*
Shiro: I've got the light bulbs!
All: Yaaaaaay!
Suddenly, the floorboards creak and a malicious laughter fills their ears. The authors, authoresses, and charas freeze in terror.
Duo: Duet, cut the crap.
Duet: Awww…
Relena: She's conscious again! *glomps Duet*
Tori: Watashi wa tabako o suimasen.
Talon: What'd she say?
Stanton: She said she doesn't smoke.
Heero: *lights Tori's shoe on fire* Now she does…
Tori: Tasukete! Isha ga hitsuyoo desu! Kyuukyuusha o yonde kudasai! *runs in circles*
Stanton: *deadpan* Help. I need a doctor. Get an ambulance.
Heero: I know. I speak Japanese, remember?
Tori: O-kanjoo o onegaishimasu… *passes out and Trowa squirts her with fire extinguisher*
Stanton: Check please…
Lady: She kept it up all through that? O.o
Shiro: *puts new light bulb back in and the room lights up again*
Shan-chan: …where did Taro and Nueva go?
Talon: Where did Relena and Duet go?
Wu Fei: Where did Heero and Duo go?
Tori: *jumps to feet, slightly crispy* I DON'T LIKE THAT PAIRING!
Quatre: Everyone else does…
Tori: *sweatdrop* Peer pressure… *cowers in corner*
Stanton: *laughs* I can only imagine what she was like in high school…
Heero, Duo, Taro and Nueva walk back in, followed by a slightly-miffed looking Relena and Duet.
Taro: *whispers to Talon* Guess who's got a new favorite hobby?
Relena: *bashes the British Punisher over the head with a chair*
Duo: *gathers the other Gundam boys in a huddle* I don't think we're getting enough air-time in this fic…
Trowa: I agree. There are too many authors and authoresses to deal with.
Heero: Then the solution is simple. *sparkle in eyes* We eliminate them…
The conversation dissolves into whispers and when the huddle breaks up, Quatre clears his throat. The room goes silent and all eyes are on him.
Quatre: *fake enthusiasm* O my God! I think there's an anime convention in the basement! *flings open the basement door*
Authors/esses: *suspicious looks*
Duo: There's pocky…!
Authors/esses: WAI!!! *charge through door and Trowa slams it shut behind them.
Lady: There's no anime convention down here…
Shiro: There's no pocky down here, either…
Taro: That was bloody mean.
Tori: Guys! I think I found a Duo cosplayer!
Talon: Tori, that's a mop.
Shan-chan: I can't see…
Stanton: Hellooo, Lady!
Nueva: TARO! HELP ME!
Stanton: Erp, hello, Nueva… Eh heh… *SLAP!*
*in the house*
Duo: Who's up for Frisbee!?
Relena: Me!
Wu Fei: Over here, Maxwell!
Heero: Hn. You couldn't catch it. This way!
Trowa: …!
Quatre: Oh! Me!
Duet: *jumps over couch* MEEEEEE!
Duo wings a cd at Duet for her to catch, but it flies through her hands a shatters against the wall.
All: *blink blink*
Duo: S'ok. There are a whole bunch more over here.
*in the basement*
[A/N: Kay, so I don't really have a basement… T__T]
Taro and Talon are working hard on the door's lock while the others sit in a circle singing old prison songs when a noise catches Tori's ear.
Tori: JIMMY BUFFET!!! *jumps to her feet and shoulders the door open* *sees her cd on the floor in pieces and goes ZERO* ARE YOU IDIOTS INSANE!?
Trowa: Now, listen, Tori… Let's be rational… Give us at least a five minute head start.
Tori: You. Killed. Jimmy. Buffet. There will be no mercy for you.
Others: O.o***************
Before Tori can get Trowa in her death grip, the front door flies open and a mysterious figure is silhouetted in its frame.
???: Looking for one of these? *holds up a Jimmy Buffet Greatest Hits cd*
All: *blink blink*
???: *steps into the light and we see she's none other than Dorothy Catalonia*
Duet: *catches her breath*
Dorothy: *tosses the cd on the couch and smiles seductively at the braided girl* I've come to get you, my precious…
Talon: *whispering to the other authors/esses* I'm getting a creepy LOTR feeling…
Duet: *shakes off Relena's grip on her arm* Coming, my lady… *blank eyes*
Dorothy: *grabs Duet's wrist when she comes close enough* Let's go…
Relena: NO! She's mine! *grabs Duet's other wrist*
Heero: *lays hand on Relena's shoulder* This is amusing. Let them go…
Relena: *lets go and sobs against Talon's chest*
Dorothy: *wicked smile* Now, precious, we make out exit. *jerks Duet into a kiss*
Duet: *kisses Dorothy, then collapses unconscious in her arms*
Shan-chan: *whispers* Isn't anyone gonna help her?
Stanton: Naw, she's enjoying it…
Dorothy: *walks out the door, supporting Duet with one arm* Ta-ta! *slams door shut*
All: *ker-blinkies*
Shiro: Does that happen often?
Heero: Often enough…
Tori: *happily clutching cd and dancing like an idiot* I LIKE MINE WITH LETTUCE AND TOMATO! HEINZ 57 AND FRENCH FRIED POTATO! BIG KOSHER PICKLE AND A COLD GLASS OF BEER! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, WHICH WAY DO I STEER!? CHEESEBURGER In paradise… *trails off as the other authors/esses lock her in the basement again*
Quatre: I think that's the only song she knows…
Tori: *muffled by door* …fins to the left… fins to the right…
Quatre: I stand corrected…
~*~Owari~*~
I apologize to all the authors I used in this fic.
[insert awkward silence here]
…no, I don't…
Hehehe… *still in basement that doesn't exist* O.o* GUYS! GUYS! I'M SORRY! LET ME OUT! GUYS!?!? HELLOOOOOO!?