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Geeky HickFart and the Chamber of Carrots
Once upon the time there once was a baby so ugly that if you were not prepared for his uglyness you would die. The babies name was Geeky HickFart . One night A clump of lettuce came to Geekys door and farted at them thereby killing them(lettuce people were known for there killer farts). So then Geeky was given to his uncle and aunt. One day Geeky....never mind, its too boring, anyway Geeky ended up going to a magic school that he really liked(there were even the ghosts of long gone stinky farts that haunted the place). Then one day Geeky found a trap door and went down to discover that there was a chamber full of carrots. Being hungry(because he had killed a person with his uglyness, he had missed dinner). Geeky started to eat. He ate and he ate and he ate until he was done all the carrots. Suddenly he farted so hard that he blew off his pants. Then he heard a rumble and everything went black. Is Geeky dead? Find out in the next book, GeekyHickFart and the Plague of Warts.
By:Guess_Who@hotmail.com
copywrite@2001
Geeky HickFart and the Chamber of Carrots
Once upon the time there once was a baby so ugly that if you were not prepared for his uglyness you would die. The babies name was Geeky HickFart . One night A clump of lettuce came to Geekys door and farted at them thereby killing them(lettuce people were known for there killer farts). So then Geeky was given to his uncle and aunt. One day Geeky....never mind, its too boring, anyway Geeky ended up going to a magic school that he really liked(there were even the ghosts of long gone stinky farts that haunted the place). Then one day Geeky found a trap door and went down to discover that there was a chamber full of carrots. Being hungry(because he had killed a person with his uglyness, he had missed dinner). Geeky started to eat. He ate and he ate and he ate until he was done all the carrots. Suddenly he farted so hard that he blew off his pants. Then he heard a rumble and everything went black. Is Geeky dead? Find out in the next book, GeekyHickFart and the Plague of Warts.
By:Guess_Who@hotmail.com
copywrite@2001