Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, there would be a LOT more man sex.
Note: I think out of the three fanfics I've writen, I'm kinda proud of this one. :
Now on with the story...
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So, let's get some things straight. My name is Harry Potter. I'm 17 years old, and I go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
I am not gay. I may be seen around corners, or behind statues with Draco Malfoy, but I assure you. None of that is even slightly sexual.
Sure, maybe those times when Ron heard me moan out Draco's name while I was in bed sounded like I was having sexual fantasies about the blond haired sex god. (Not that I think he's a sex god, obviously. Just that HE does.)
Maybe even those times that Hermione saw me and Draco holding hands while walking down the hall looked wrong. I assure you that it was all just the start of a friendship. (All good friends do that, right...?)
Me and Draco are friends now, though. We mailed eachother over the summer, and he had said he'd always wanted to be close to me, and to be there for me, but had ended up upset when I rejected him in our first year. Then I mailed back saying that I would love to get to know him, and get close to him too. We then went out a few times, (JUST as friends. I swear.) to the same place I took Cho on that one date, infact.
We're now the best of friends, and he even got me a ring for my past birthday. I wear it on my ring finger, but just because it's the only finger it fits on. And it's just a normal ring. Nothing symbolic or anything. Honestly.
So even though it may seem a bit gay that I kiss and cuddle my ex enemy, I hold his hand, and have sexual fantasies about him. Even if we go to a well known date spot when we meet up, and even though he DID get down on one knee when he gave me a ring for my birthday, we're still just two, straight males. We're just good friends.
... And even though right now, I am lying under him, moaning his name out, while he penetrates me, we are not gay.
I just really like him screwing me.
Now tell me that's gay. I dare you.