Pairing: Romano x Taiwan
Author: Damian Salvador Dos Banderas
"We don't sell tomatoes here!" Romano repeated multiple times while stomping his way out of the market and into Florence's streets. These bastards, what's up with northern Italy and its lack of tomatoes? Thought the southern Italian.
He was heading to a hotel in which he and his brother stayed at, where he was blessed to walk by the hot receptionist every time he came in or out. He was excited to once again get a glance of the Spanish man, and started to daydream about eating a tomato with the brightly green eyed, curly-haired brunette, and then, a fucking girl slammed into him and they stumbled and fell on the ground in a corner.
"Ugh! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?" Exclaimed the Chinese girl with a greatly loud voice the while rubbing her hands on her ass and furiously looking at the Italian. Romano couldn't help but slide his sight down and stare at her "hands".
At first he decided to lash out on her but... "PFFT. Damn! you're as hot as that Spanish dude!, what are you, Chinese?" Remarked the careless bisexual.
"Excuse me?" Did he really say that I'm hot? He's pretty hot himself, I guess no need to get mad here, gonna take advantage of him. The Chinese teenager responded "First of all, I'm Taiwanese." Oh... My bad.
"Second, umm... I guess it's only polite to greet each other with a handshake." This was her move, as she gave a cheery and forgiving smile she glanced at a ring with a golden tomato crowning it, and silently took it from him.
"Got your ring!" She exclaimed.
"What? Hey! Give that back!" The creepily mysterious girl started running, thinking about making him run all the way to her house. The Italian was slow and was starting to cry because she was too fast. The girl looked back, she was wearing a pink dress with big sleeves that expanded in circumference towards the end. Her long brunette hair was decorated at the top by a crown made of cute pink flowers.
While glancing back, her brown eyes connected with Romano's golden. This made him run faster but in a more stupid manner. She started crossing a street and... Oh no! Romano ran as fast as he could to save the girl, but it was too late. It slammed against her, sending her to the ground sideways. The guy in the bicycle fell too but he didn't matter. She was hurt!
This was his chance, his precious ring, she is the most beautiful accessory he has! Romano climbed on top of the Taiwanese and started fighting her for the ring. She was laughing all along while Romano was finally able to immobilize her hands by pushing them to the ground, and took the ring.
"Why the fuck are you smiling?"
"I can feel your..." She leaned to his right ear and whispered: "nether parts are really mad at me." She leaned to kiss him and he was giving in, enchanted by the beauty of the Taiwanese. He was about to touch her lips but...
"UGH! WHAT DID YOU EAT! YOU REEK YOU BASTARD!"
Suddenly the cyclist, who was buff and blonde and blue-eyed and hot as hell, picked Romano up as he gasped. "Your type disgusts me! You're coming viz me! I vill show you vhat happens vhen you vork viz ze mafia!"
The insanely hot and intimidating German carried Romano as he cried his soul out in fear. He saw the girl winking at him while a car ran over her while she was still sitting in the ground. The blood traces spelled: It was never going to work out with us anyway you man-bitch.