FLOWERBUD- PROHIBITION
Written by: John
Date: January 16th- 19th 2002
Overview: Prohibition reaches Flowerbud, who is the drug lord? Who is bringing in alchohol to flowerbud? Watch as the town embrasses itself for the worst, NO BEER!
RATED: NC-17
The small town of Flowerbud lays at rest on a cool morning, in the little farming town. Many drink beer for breakfast and many drink beer before they go to sleep. Will this beer-driven economic down live through the 1930's????
Ann: Hey Cliff get your groggy ass over here.
Cliff: What is it?
Ann: I heard rumors spreading like wildfire.
Cliff: If it's about the one with me sleeping with Karen it isnt true.
Ann: WHAT? I was talking about beer and alchohol being illegal!
Cliff: I would commit suicide before that happens.
Ann: Well it starts tomorrow.
Cliff:Okay Ann get the ladder im going on the roof.
Ann: No! Yo arent jumping off my roof!
Cliff: Well ill jump off any roof if i dont get my beer.
MEANWHILE....
Mayor: Order, everyone settle down!
Jack: When i come in from my hard work all day, i want a god damn cold one sitting on my table, and with this new shitty ass law i cant even get one god damn mother screwing sip!
Mayor: Would you please keep your language down, i know it is frustrating but we need to stay together and obey the law.
Jack: You know what i think about the law?
(JAck walks over to the statue with the balance outside the courtroom and pisses all over it)
JAck: Yeah thats what i think about the law! RIGHT HERE BITCH!
Mayor: Harris would you please remove him from this court.
Harris: Yes sir.
JAck: Right here (gives him the finger)
Jack: Kiss my fat ass!
Mayor: Lock him up Harris!
Harris: Okay, come with me.
Jack: Get your dirty hands off of me, you 'man of the law'.
Harris: Damn right and if i say your in jail your in jail!
(Harris hauls Jack away)
Mayor: The town is going to fall apart damnit.
The rest of the town meets with the mayor as angry citizens only get angrier.
Gray: I sit in the tool shop all day and when i want a beer i get one whether you like it or not!
Mayor: I know you dont like it but it's affecting all of us.
Gray: Then just let us have some beer for christ sake.
Mayor: I cant listen to this anymore. EVERYONE OUT!!!
The people disperse leaving papers and broken beer bottles all over the mayor's lawn with death threats.
Mayor: Lets check the mail.
Mayor: A letter from the doctor...
Mayor: it says "If you dont let us have beer ill screw your whole family"
Mayor: What a sick man, he went all those years in college to become a doctor too....
At the vineyard.....
Duke: what are we going to do?
Mana: We are keeping this place until they burn it down, and if they do im going with it!
Duke: Mana please!
Duke: Get in here!
Duke: MANA!!
Mana: wait the mayor is comming.
(the mayor walks up to the door and knocks)
(Mana opens the door mooning the mayor)
Mayor: Ahh shit!
(The mayor falls backward onto the ground and mana slams the door shut and locks it)
Duke: Your being crazy mana!
Mana: Im not surrendering!
(she puts on an army helmet and looks out the window)
Mana: YOU WANT SOME MORE!!!??
Mana: YOU WANT SOME MORE OF ME?!!!?!?!
Mana: HAD ENOUGH WOMAN!?
Duke: MAna you are a woman.
Mana: Shut the hell up for five minutes im not going to take your shit much longer.
Duke: What are you going to do? Throw me out?
(Duke lands outside getting dirt all over himself)
Duke: DAMN YOU!!!
That night a small door in the middle of nowhere opens up.
Rick: Whats the password?
Chef: Smoke raw onions during winter
Rick: Okay come in.
Chef: what is this place?
Rick: It's our hideout alchohol house.
Rick: Come in and have a drink son.
Chef: Dont call me son bitch.
(Slams a beer bottle over his head and Rick falls over)
Chef: I aint no boy, im just short.
(A group of guys sit and drink and the mayor and Harris come inside the small underground hideout)
Mayor: Well Harris, what does this look like?
Harris: It looks like 20 years in jail to me.
Mayor: No, what does it actually look like?
Harris: A place where illegal shit is being served.
Mayor: What do you think we should do about this?
Gray: Please, dont do it!
Harris: I think we should join in.
Mayor: Sounds good.
(Everyone cheers and the town officials sit and drink with everyone else.
Jack and Chef meet in a back room to discuss business.
Jack: So when are you going to have it.
Chef: Tomorrow afternoon, at the Canadien border.
Jack: Okay, ill bring some of my men.
Chef: Beware. Everyone from Raiders to cops will try to stop us. We meet on the bridge.
Jack: Sure thing.
The next day police hide behind a small building as the alchohol truck and Jacks car drive up to the bridge they both get out to discuss a deal.
Chef: Does the stuff look good enough?
Jack: Yes it does.
Jack: I got the rest of my boys in the car.
(signals them to get out with weapons)
Jack: How much you want?
Chef: 7 grand in bills.
Jack: Okay, give it to him.
(they give him bags of money.
OVER BEHIND THE BUILDING
Harris: They made the deal lets get em'.
Cop1: Sounds good.
Cop2: Ye haaaa!
Cop3: Lets get our guns.
Cop4: Im going to blow their asses to hell!!
(All of the police ride down on horses shooting guns off heading toward the truck, the mayor comes running toward them)
Mayor: Wait!! Damn it's too late.
BY THE TRUCK:
(A group of 10 raiders also come to hijack the truck)
Jack: Shit.
Chef: Fire!
(Police, raiders, and dealers all fall left and right, people get shot down like flies and the truck explodes, no one is left alive but the mayor)
Mayor: Look what happened. All that death. Prohibition ended 3 hours ago......
Written by: John
Finished: January 19th
Written by: John
Date: January 16th- 19th 2002
Overview: Prohibition reaches Flowerbud, who is the drug lord? Who is bringing in alchohol to flowerbud? Watch as the town embrasses itself for the worst, NO BEER!
RATED: NC-17
The small town of Flowerbud lays at rest on a cool morning, in the little farming town. Many drink beer for breakfast and many drink beer before they go to sleep. Will this beer-driven economic down live through the 1930's????
Ann: Hey Cliff get your groggy ass over here.
Cliff: What is it?
Ann: I heard rumors spreading like wildfire.
Cliff: If it's about the one with me sleeping with Karen it isnt true.
Ann: WHAT? I was talking about beer and alchohol being illegal!
Cliff: I would commit suicide before that happens.
Ann: Well it starts tomorrow.
Cliff:Okay Ann get the ladder im going on the roof.
Ann: No! Yo arent jumping off my roof!
Cliff: Well ill jump off any roof if i dont get my beer.
MEANWHILE....
Mayor: Order, everyone settle down!
Jack: When i come in from my hard work all day, i want a god damn cold one sitting on my table, and with this new shitty ass law i cant even get one god damn mother screwing sip!
Mayor: Would you please keep your language down, i know it is frustrating but we need to stay together and obey the law.
Jack: You know what i think about the law?
(JAck walks over to the statue with the balance outside the courtroom and pisses all over it)
JAck: Yeah thats what i think about the law! RIGHT HERE BITCH!
Mayor: Harris would you please remove him from this court.
Harris: Yes sir.
JAck: Right here (gives him the finger)
Jack: Kiss my fat ass!
Mayor: Lock him up Harris!
Harris: Okay, come with me.
Jack: Get your dirty hands off of me, you 'man of the law'.
Harris: Damn right and if i say your in jail your in jail!
(Harris hauls Jack away)
Mayor: The town is going to fall apart damnit.
The rest of the town meets with the mayor as angry citizens only get angrier.
Gray: I sit in the tool shop all day and when i want a beer i get one whether you like it or not!
Mayor: I know you dont like it but it's affecting all of us.
Gray: Then just let us have some beer for christ sake.
Mayor: I cant listen to this anymore. EVERYONE OUT!!!
The people disperse leaving papers and broken beer bottles all over the mayor's lawn with death threats.
Mayor: Lets check the mail.
Mayor: A letter from the doctor...
Mayor: it says "If you dont let us have beer ill screw your whole family"
Mayor: What a sick man, he went all those years in college to become a doctor too....
At the vineyard.....
Duke: what are we going to do?
Mana: We are keeping this place until they burn it down, and if they do im going with it!
Duke: Mana please!
Duke: Get in here!
Duke: MANA!!
Mana: wait the mayor is comming.
(the mayor walks up to the door and knocks)
(Mana opens the door mooning the mayor)
Mayor: Ahh shit!
(The mayor falls backward onto the ground and mana slams the door shut and locks it)
Duke: Your being crazy mana!
Mana: Im not surrendering!
(she puts on an army helmet and looks out the window)
Mana: YOU WANT SOME MORE!!!??
Mana: YOU WANT SOME MORE OF ME?!!!?!?!
Mana: HAD ENOUGH WOMAN!?
Duke: MAna you are a woman.
Mana: Shut the hell up for five minutes im not going to take your shit much longer.
Duke: What are you going to do? Throw me out?
(Duke lands outside getting dirt all over himself)
Duke: DAMN YOU!!!
That night a small door in the middle of nowhere opens up.
Rick: Whats the password?
Chef: Smoke raw onions during winter
Rick: Okay come in.
Chef: what is this place?
Rick: It's our hideout alchohol house.
Rick: Come in and have a drink son.
Chef: Dont call me son bitch.
(Slams a beer bottle over his head and Rick falls over)
Chef: I aint no boy, im just short.
(A group of guys sit and drink and the mayor and Harris come inside the small underground hideout)
Mayor: Well Harris, what does this look like?
Harris: It looks like 20 years in jail to me.
Mayor: No, what does it actually look like?
Harris: A place where illegal shit is being served.
Mayor: What do you think we should do about this?
Gray: Please, dont do it!
Harris: I think we should join in.
Mayor: Sounds good.
(Everyone cheers and the town officials sit and drink with everyone else.
Jack and Chef meet in a back room to discuss business.
Jack: So when are you going to have it.
Chef: Tomorrow afternoon, at the Canadien border.
Jack: Okay, ill bring some of my men.
Chef: Beware. Everyone from Raiders to cops will try to stop us. We meet on the bridge.
Jack: Sure thing.
The next day police hide behind a small building as the alchohol truck and Jacks car drive up to the bridge they both get out to discuss a deal.
Chef: Does the stuff look good enough?
Jack: Yes it does.
Jack: I got the rest of my boys in the car.
(signals them to get out with weapons)
Jack: How much you want?
Chef: 7 grand in bills.
Jack: Okay, give it to him.
(they give him bags of money.
OVER BEHIND THE BUILDING
Harris: They made the deal lets get em'.
Cop1: Sounds good.
Cop2: Ye haaaa!
Cop3: Lets get our guns.
Cop4: Im going to blow their asses to hell!!
(All of the police ride down on horses shooting guns off heading toward the truck, the mayor comes running toward them)
Mayor: Wait!! Damn it's too late.
BY THE TRUCK:
(A group of 10 raiders also come to hijack the truck)
Jack: Shit.
Chef: Fire!
(Police, raiders, and dealers all fall left and right, people get shot down like flies and the truck explodes, no one is left alive but the mayor)
Mayor: Look what happened. All that death. Prohibition ended 3 hours ago......
Written by: John
Finished: January 19th