i don't own Naruto of jingle bells but i do own the lyrics.
Sai looks at everyone.
"What's wrong with being Jewish?" He asks.
"What's wrong?!You've never had Christmas!? What the hell is wrong with you?" Naruto screams.
" We have Hanukkah..."Sai says.
"Hanukkah Smonukkah...What's so fun about lighting candles. You're frickin Asian aren't you. Asians can't be Jewish!" Naruto argues.
"Actually I'm Hawaiian..." Sai replies.
"Hawiian!? that's new news. and when were you planning to inform us of this?" Naruto asks.
"Acuallly, i told you the first day we met."Sai says.
"Shut up you Hawaiian Jew." Naruto replies embarrassed.
"There's nothing wrong with being Jewish." Sai states.
"Lemme tell you something Sai. Everything is wrong with being Jewish. Jews have no soul." Naruto said, whispering the last part.
"I have a soul." Sai replies.
But Naruto was to busy setting up his new song.
Naruto: Oh you're a Jew, you're a Jew. a fricken' god damn Jew. What the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid dumb ass Jew.
Sai: Hey! that's not nice...
Naruto:Oh you're a Jew, a fricken Jew. Holy crap it's a Jewish Jew. A mental Jew, I'm telling you , a fricken' god damn Jew.
Sai: you done?
naruto: Hanukkah is gay. it's only 8 fricken days. you wake every night just to light a fucking light.
Sai: It's not that bad.
Naruto: you only get 8 fricken' present.. Unlike if you were smart and switched to Christmas. I'm telling you, oh Sai, you need to get a fricken' life.
Sai: i have one thank you.
Naruto: Oh, you're a Jew, You're a Jew, a fricken' Jew-fish Jew.
Sai: Jew-fish?
Naruto: Fuck you Jew, I'm telling you to hide under a rock and fricken' die.
And with that, Naruto pushed Sai off a bridge that randomly appeared out of nowhere.
" Now that that's done, Common Sasuke, let's go home." Naruto said, ignoring Sai's 'AAAaaaahhhh'
"As long as you let me taste you're rainbow." Sasuke said.
"Sure whatever that mean's." Naruto replies, not really understanding Sasuke's request. much less giving it a second thought.
Next week....
Sasuke's gay homo request, and how deep Naruto dug himmself in shit this time.. seeya then.