Ways to kill Peach Now Cancelled

by Killed by a Goomba

Cancelled!

1. Chapter 1

10 Ways to kill Peach

Quick authors note:This is my first story so it may not be very good.I welcome any comments you may have.

Ways to kill Peach

Chapter 1

1)Death by Sniper

Peach is walking up to Bowsers castle to say hello then bang.A sniper blows her brains out.Peach is dead.

2)Death by Umbrella

It starts to rain so peach starts to put her umbrella up.Then a sudden gust of wind blows the umbrella and it stabs her.Peach dies.

3)Death by Suicide

Peach is walking along feeling fed up.She goes into a skyscraper,goes to the roof and promply walks of the edge.Hits the ground,blood and guts goes everywhere.Peach is dead.

4)Death by Stupidity

Peach goes into a bomb shop and picks up a grenade.There is a sighn saying 'do not pull out the pin and do not drop'.Peach reads it wrong and pulls out the pin and drops it back in the pile of grenades she got it from and blows them all up.Shop blows up.Peach dies.

5)Death by Bowser

Peach goes to visit Bowser.She goes to talk to Bowser and Bowser picks her up and eats her.Peach is dead.