I do not own Soul Eater.
"Maka, you know, trivia quizzes usually involve a group of four people at least."
"So? No one said you can't have two."
"Trivia quizzes are so uncool." He sighed, sweeping his white locks back with a hand.
"Not if they win you a book voucher, plus it's a nice test of knowledge." He rolled his eyes at the predictable Maka-like answer and glanced at what his partner was scribbling onto the piece of paper.
"S&M?" Maka could feel Soul raising a brow without looking a him.
"We need a group name, so I just used our initials."
"Sounds like sadist and masochist." He grunted.
"Though Maka, I think you would be more the sadist than the masochist."
"Really? I thought with your eyes and teeth, you'll make a pretty scary sadistic face."
"Probably, but with your Maka-chops, you're definitely the sadist."
Making such a comment would usually earn him a giant bump in the head, courtesy of Maka and her 5-storey high collection of books, fortunately for him today, she was too ecstatic over her newly won book voucher to care.
"Well, if I'm the sadist than you're the masochist!"
"I don't enjoy the pain when you maka-chop me you know."
"It's not like I enjoy hitting you with a book that much either."
"That much?"
"I-It gets my books bloody!"
"That means, you still find it enjoyable."
"N-No!"
Soul smirked wider, and his luck ran out.
"MAKA-CHOP!"
Ten minutes later when he woke up on the couch -apparently Maka was nice enough to give his head more comfort than the floor would provide.
"You really are the sadist." He groaned as Maka passed him an ice block to ease his swelling head.
"And you really are a masochist." She scowled in return.
End~
I was sorta confused when I first saw a fanfic that said the story was about S&M XD
Siiighhss... wish me luck with my evil mathsTTwTT