So, yeah… me and my friends got bored and decided to make a random Dot Hack story, with our own characters and some of the originals. Haseo will be making an appearance, as well as Bordeaux and others, but this is mostly just the random turnings of teenage minds. So, enjoy, read, and review. I promise that it's funny…. Kinda. (sweat drop) Anyway, here's THE WORLD… AT ITS RANDOMNEST!! Enjoy.

Warning: Strong language use, repetitive phrases, and random moments of insaneness.

Part One: Logging In for the First Time

By: Asura Mori, Glitch, and RaithRune

Kyrie walks into his room, throws down his backpack, and goes over to his computer. He's just heard about a new game that everybody's been raving about… THE WORLD.

Kyrie: All right… so I just hook up this to that thing, connect that cord to that thingy over there… and… VOILA! Instant connection! smiles and sits down in front of his computer screen ……………………… Now what? Nobody at school explained this part……………………..

30 minutes later…

Kyrie: pouring over an instruction manual … … tremble, tremble I DON'T GET IT!! sobs and throws book down WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?! hits keyboard in frustration

Computer turns on with a low beep and displays the logo for "The World"…

Kyrie: ………………………………………… Are you freakin' serious?! grumbles and clicks his mouse on the new player option

Myick barges into the room and tackles Kyrie

Kyrie: WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCKING PUMPKIN SPICE!!

Myick: Wait…. You haven't met me yet, have you?? slowly backs out of the room Pretend this never happened…. closes the door behind him

Five seconds later…

Myick: OMG!! falls down the stairs MY LEG!!

Kyrie: sweat drop Ooooooookay…. Time to log in!

1 hour later…

Kyrie: clenches his fist in victory, a smile on his face At long last…. I can finally say… I DID IT!! breaks out into Dora the Explorer's "We Did It!"

After a few seconds of gloating, Kyrie finally decides to log in and try out his new character. Just as he goes to log in, though…… the power goes out.

Kyrie: ……………………………………………………….. FUCKING PUMPKIN SPICE!!

To be continued…

A.M.: So, what do you think? We've written more, but it's divided into sections, so I'll be presenting them in chapters. This story only gets funnier as it progresses, so please don't judge it by the first chapter. (smile)

Glitch: Yeah, seriously…….. OMG!! MY OTHER LEG!!

R.R.: So idiotic….. (starts crying) My character hasn't shown up yet!! (sobs)

A.M.: (sweat drop) Um… yeah…. Anyway, read and review please!!