Plunnies
By Itoma
Plunny (Short for plot bunny): A mythological creature known for inspiring story tellers, writers, and in some cases artists; a minor form of Muses. They are devious little beings also known for wreaking havoc upon their unsuspecting prey.
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Itoma sighed as he turned the key on the dead bolt to his home, after a long day of work he was eager to just lay down and relax. Tiredly shuffling through the doorway he placed his bag upon a small stand next to the door as he closed the door and locked the dead bolt.
Rubbing his eye gently and then pulling his long highlighted, brown hair back, he walked into his living room. When he opened his eye fully he focused his gaze on what appeared to be a mass of purple fur racing around his living room. Rubbing his eyes again he focused more, his green eyes filling with terror as he took in the sight. A small purple rabbit in a small green skirt and sailor uniform top, was racing for its life around the living room, a pink jewel dangling from from its neck as it ran for its ever loving life.
Chasing the soul female rabbit was a herd of other purple rabbits, each clothed in its own little costume and carrying an object that signified the story that it wanted to continue or create.
"What is going on here," Itoma shouted, every one of the purple furred rabbits stopped dead in its tracks and turned to look at him. The herd of rabbits looked from him the jewel toting rabbit, said rabbit didn't miss a beat and ran towards Itoma as fast as its little legs could carry it.
When he caught the little rabbit against his chest he looked down at it questioningly, it had a small pink collar around its neck, with a tag that read "Kagome and the Jewel of Four Souls." He groaned, he remembered these vile creatures, they made it a habit to show up in his home now and then and they wreaked havoc and mayhem upon him each time.
That's when he noticed, all the other plunnies were wearing blue collars, they were boys.
"No..."
They took a hop forward...
"Noooooooo..." He spoke slowly.
They hopped forward again...
"FUCK YOU!" and with that Itoma turned and ran to the kitchen, figuring if he could get Kagome Plunny into a defensible space like a cabinet he could beat the others away with a broom.
He panicked a bit inside his head, hearing the soft stampede of their little paws beating against the floor as they gave chase. Once inside the kitchen he threw open a cabinet, paying no mind to what seemed to be an overly stuffed box of Cherios, he placed Kagome plunny inside and quickly slammed the cabinet shut, putting his back against it as he faced the herd of plunnies.
Silence fell over the kitchen as he stared them down, they had stopped mere feet from him, some of them climbing upon the counter to stare directly into his eyes. It was quiet for seemed to be hours, as Itoma tentatively opened a drawer to his right and pulled out a stainless steel spatula, brandishing it like a weapon, mentally preparing for what was about to happen.
Until he heard, what sounded like the rattling of something upon wood... behind him. Followed by a small squeak of terror.
It was then he remembered the overly stuffed box of Cherios. With a curse he turned and opened the cabinet, and inside the breakfast cereal was scattered every where, and Kagome plunny was backed into a corner by what appeared to be a rabbit in a suit of metal.
"NO! Bad Ironman plunny!" He reached in and grabbed the iron clad rabbit and tossed it out, before closing the cabinet behind himself again. He glared at the herd of rabbits holding the spatula in a threatening manner as three plunnies stepped forth. One held a red, white, and blue shield, another dragged a large hammer behind it and wore a winged helm, and the third was the Ironman plunny.
The stare down continued for a while longer before a second female plunny walked up Itoma on the counter, it was dressed in classic miko garb and had two soul skimmers drifting about it.
"AH! Kikyo plunny! Help me!" Itoma pleaded.
The female rabbit chuckled softly before sitting down to enjoy the show, waving her paw to have her soul skimmers retrieve a cracker for her to nibble on.
Looking back to the herd of males he watched as Ironman plunny and Captain Plunny stepped back, as the Plunny with the hammer stepped forward, quickly followed by another plunny carrying a large sword that had a red stone with a cat's eye in the guard.
Electricity began to crackle in the air as Thor plunny began to swing the hammer in circle above its head, causing it to float up into the air, as the second plunny drew its sword making a series of squeaks causing the blade to grow.
"No.. Don't you dare," Once he finished speaking, both plunnies swung their weapons forward causing electricity to arc through the air wildly, the lightning crashed wildly against the stove, blew picture frames off the walls, and caused the microwave to explode.
Once the electricity finished destroying his home it finally made it's way to Itoma.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," he shouted, as it coursed through his body and left him a smoking heap on the floor. The plunnies then pushed him out of the way and opened the cabinet, forcing the chase to continue through the house as the Kagome plunny raced out of the small compartment.
All Itoma could do was groan from his place on the floor, Kikyo plunny calmly patting his cheek, showing her sympathy as she watched her sister plunny be chased about the house again, destroying various objects and electronics as the herd of male plunnies chased her.
(A/N: So this is basically what's been going on inside my head... and this is the main reason I can never finish anything with in a decent time frame, my brain is constantly switching between potential pairings and plunnies. And these little guys are merciless... I haven't been able to focus at all lately XD)