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I couldn't believe I let Connie and Lula talk me into this.
That's the line I had going thru my head over and over as I sat here in the underground garage of RangeMan. A little over three weeks ago I had told Connie and Lula that I finally wanted to have my shot with Ranger. They Squealed and fanned themselves as they looked over at me as I sat on the couch.
"You need to get his attention Girl" Lula told me
"Oh she already has it she just gotta make her intentions known. We aren't dumb we know what all them looks and hands touching body parts mean" Connie said
"Yea I knew that" Lula said
"Don't Ranger have a Christmas party for all his guys in RangeMan ?" Connie asked
"Yea he do, My Tanky told me it was gonna be on the 20th this time" she said
"well then that's where you grab him by the balls and tell him I want you" Connie told me and I looked at her like she had three heads
"I bet I can get Tanky to pull some strings so he won't know your there" Lula said
"NOOO I do not want anything to do with this. Ill figure something out" I told them hoping I had just saved myself. but I hadn't
Over the next few weeks whenever Ranger came into the office or I had worked for him we shared our usual kisses and I would make them deeper in hopes he'd get the hint that I wanted more. Ranger would always accept but after a few moments of fondling and groping he would pull away and place his forehead against mine and look into my eyes.
"Babe" he would say and then jet off to save the world
I had kissed him more, brushed against him more; I even accompanied him on a run (something you know I don't do). And even bought the best Victoria secrets underwear and the shortest tops and skirts I could find all to as Connie said grab him by the balls and pay attention to what I was saying, but my attempts failed. I know I made the Merry Men take notice because every time I came in to RangeMan they would quickly scramble back to their chairs as the elevator opened, but alas Batman had his hormones in check.
"I'm telling you me and Connie made a good plan that will work" Lula told me on the 18th
"no, I'll get him. I just haven't figured the right things to do yet" I told her as I was about to leave the office
As I left the office I called Ranger on my cell phone and asked him over to my apartment after work. He gave me is customary YO and disconnected. Around 7pm I heard my door open and knew he was there. As I stood in the kitchen and waited on him I smiled as he finally entered my doorway.
"Babe" he said leaning his shoulder on the door jam
"Ranger" I said in low seductive voice
"So what's going on you got a new stalker you need me to take care of?" he asked me
"No" I said as I walked up to him
He seemed to get the hint as his hands came around my waist and our mouths began to touch. As we gave way to our kiss his phone rang. He abruptly pulled away leaving me to kiss air.
"Talk" he barked
"Ok be there in five" he said and turned back to me
"Sorry Babe gotta go" he said and was gone
"DAMMITT" I shouted to no one
Going over to my phone I picked it up and dialed as I blew a curl off my forehead
"OK what's your plan?" I asked Lula when her phone connected