Author's Note: I began writing these a little over a year ago—and now I've suddenly realized that, yes, they do count as fan fiction. Thus, I have decided to begin submitting them here. If you like them, drop me a line and I'll let you know where I have the others stashed. Since apparently this site doesn't want me to tell you.

Jan. 7, 2006

What's this? A mission?

Current mood: predatory

It seems we have received orders concerning that atrocity of a woman, Dominatrix Deedra Brewer. Quite so.

We had rather hoped for the opportunity to smite the woman in one on one combat (or two on one combat), but unfortunately our mission is of a somewhat different nature.

It is probably imprudent to list the particulars of our mission on a public blog, so we shall end this entry with a single statement--a message, if you will, do Deedra Brewer:

You're revolting. And we always find a way to have our fun with the revolting--orders or no orders.

Izzykins and Raffiepoo