I don't own Twilight
Bold Italic=Alice's thoughts
Edward POV
"Hehe….Hi Eddie!" I heard Bella laugh out. Then I saw Alice. Oh no.
"Alice what did you do?" I asked. "Oh, not much. Just took Bella out…..shopping." She responded.
"Oh really? Then why is Bella all giggly?" "Um…. Well we went to the dentist and…."
"WHY ON EARTH DID YOU GO TO THE DENTIST?" "Well….you wanted her to have every human experience right? So I paid them to give her laughing gas."
"THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!" I screamed.
I also brought her to Cuba and she married a rich guy then divorced."WHAT! We are engaged!" I reminded Alice.
Well cheating on your boyfriend is a human experience so…. "ALICE!"
"Yeah yeah, I know but before you tear me limb from limb she also made out with Emmett. Bye!" Alice told me while running off.
Oh she better run! Then I spotted Emmett. He saw me glance at him and took off after Alice.
What's wrong with my family?
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