I just felt like doing a series of one-shots… Though it's mostly my cure to writer's block. But do not fret; my other stories WILL be updated! Oh, and viewer discretion is advised. Though those chaps will be coming later, this isn't for the lighthearted or mentally sane! xD.

Disclaimer: Dx How many times do I have to say this? I do not own Teen Titans, and may lighting strike me if I'm lying… No, nothing at all, I'm not a pile of human toast, so there ya go.

All was quiet in Titan's Tower. The moon shone through the giant glass windows. Everyone was still awake, for the exception of Robin.

Cyborg and Starfire were having a midnight chat about each of their love-lives and stuff. Mostly about Robin and Bumble Bee, though Jinx had come up a couple of times. While they were speaking, something interrupted them.

"More Beast Boi-III! OH YEAH BABY, YEAH!"

Both Cyborg and Starfire's eyes widened at the voice. It was none other than Raven's.

"Are they doing what I think that they are-?" Starfire started but was interrupted by Cyborg.

"Let's go check it out."

"But why? We should not invade their privacy, especially if they are being the 'intimate' with each other." Starfire cocked her head to the side.

At this comment Cyborg blushed lightly, but then shook it off.

"For blackmail, duh." He said like if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Just then more screams were heard.

"Harder, HARDER!"

"I'M TRYING!"

Cyborg shook his head again and said, "Come on, let's go."

Cyborg and Starfire approached the door with the word 'Raven' on it. Starfire typed in the security password that Raven had given her with guilt plastered all over her face.

The doors swooshed open to reveal…

Beast Boy giving Raven a massage on the bed.

"Guys! That is sooooo unfair! This was totally blackmail potential!" Cyborg whined. The couple within the room just stared at him really confused and freaked out.

"What did you think we were doing?" Raven asked in an intimidating voice.

"Nooootin." Cyborg replied, edging away behind Starfire.

"Starfire?" Beast Boy tried asking the redhead.

"Cyborg thought you two were being intimate and wanted to blackmail you. I simply tagged along." She explained, honesty obvious on her face.

Both Beast Boy and Raven looked at Cyborg with a glare that would make The Batman piss his pants.

"Hehe…" Cyborg tried laughing it off. It wasn't working.

"See ya later Star!" He yelled before taking off, full speed, towards the sanctuary of his room.

Raven and Beast Boy looked at each other, blushed, and then started laughing. Starfire just stood there, a bit uncomfortable.

"What's wrong Starfire?" Raven asked her friend.

"Oh nothing, I am just wondering how on Tameran Robin slept through this all." She informed her two friends. Little did they know that Robin was having wet dreams about everyone's favorite little alien.

And that's a wrap ( I spelled it R-A-P in the fifth grade spelling bee. It wasn't my fault that a music genre was the first thing that came to mind xDDD)! I hope you guys liked it! Oh, and there will be a second chapie added right now so that this one won't feel lonely! Hasta luego! Toodles!