Disclaimer: Not mine. Sorry, I don't have any witty quips at the moment.
Summary: Continuation of Waaaaaaaaaah!
Spoilers: Tara's death. Nothing else because I've made this so off canon. Denial is fun.
AN: Set a month after the fourth Waaaaaaaaaah!
AN2: I'm trying for fluff. Honest.
"So, has Angel called you?" Willow asked carefully, ready to run if she saw any flying sharp, pointy objects headed in her direction.
"No," Buffy pouted, "He actually believed me when I said give me time."
"So why don't you call him?" Xander asked.
"Because I told him to back off. You never call first after that." Buffy explained.
"He won't understand he's a guy." Willow sighed, "They just don't get the rules."
"Rules?"
"Skip it." Buffy advised.
"Ooookay." Xander rolled his eyes.
{Insert telephone ringing}
"I'll get it!" Buffy exclaimed racing to the phone, "Hello?"
"Hello. I'm Leah, calling to ask whether or not-."
Click.
"Damn telemarketers."'
"Hafta agree." Willow conceded.
"They are on a whole plane of their own for suckiness." Xander interjected.
{Insert telephone ringing}
"Hello?" Buffy answered the phone again.
"This is Miz Cleo callin' 'bout your free readin'"
"So not interested."
"Who was it now?" Xander asked.
"Stupid ouija board lady."
"Miss Cleo?" Willow questioned.
"You betcha."
"Ohboy." Willow said
"Invoking the wrath of the slayer for all eternity I suppose." Xander assumed.
"Totally."
{Insert telephone ringing}
"Someone else get it. I'm not"
"Xander?" Willow smiled sweetly.
"Alright, alright. I'm a sucker for your wily Willow ways."
"Thanks."
" 'Allo?"
"Is Buffy there?" Angel queried.
"Just a sec." Xander covered the phone, "Yo Buff! Dead Boy for you."
"*groan* The one frickin' time I don't answer the phone." Buffy grumbled, "Hey sweetie."
"Sweetie? I'm in your good graces finally."
"Yup."
"Good."
"So how did you know to call?"
"I told Cordelia."
"So?"
"She told me I had to call."
"Still not with the comprehending."
"She kicked my ass."
"Now it all makes sense."
"Laugh while you can."
"I plan on it."
"I'll be back in Sunnydale soon. Would you like to see a movie, or go Bronzing or something?"
"Do you really need to ask?"
"It's usually considered polite."
"You really are the classic gentleman aren't you."
"Born and bred, though not always enacted."
"You couldn't be anything else in my eyes."
"I love you."
"I love you too."
"I love you four."
"I love you infinity."
"I love you more."
I am shameless.
The end scene is from the Clueless TV show.
Feed the monster.