I present you one of the latest stories, My Harem Is A What Harem: Grannies' Boy?! A crossover between Naruto and X-overs!
NO LEMON! I REPEAT NO LEMON! I have to say that to stop some 'jumping-the-gun' readers running for the hill because there were some people who let their brain go to dirty place after seeing M-rated and I really never think or say anything about writing lemons in most of my stories. That is just crack, for humor!
I decided to add few new stories while I'm working on mass chapters. Why? I just want to get them out of the way for now and I know that the site will slow me down if I try to involve the new stories in mass update…To let you know that there will be a huge mass update coming your way but it'll take a lot of times and I will explain why I'm planning a mass update in the next update. So far, I finished about fifteen chapters out of roughly 100 chapters, excluding the new stories. For now, just take a little peek of what will come at you.
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That is the third story of MHWH series and Naruto will end up with a harem of grannies but unlike most of the stories, we won't see them going around on a trip but take place before and after it. Every chapter will be like a one-shot of each character, tell in a flashback about how Naruto meet a certain person and how they end up together. The timeline will jump around and referring/implying to events and members of his harem.
Again, the content in this story, along with other stories, does not reflect my preference in real life because I wrote it. It is just all pure factious. I'm saying that because there were some people who think this way after I add the first MHWH story for the first time (The one with loli harem) so I want to say it to nip the bud before anyone jump to conclusions.
Little more detail about this story in bottom AN.
Most characters might be OOC but I'm trying my best.
Enjoy the first chapter of MHIWH: GB?!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything mentioned in this story.
Chapter 1: Naruto Have A Harem Of What?!
"So you're sending me out on a diplomatic mission?" Naruto crossed his arms in front of his sensei-slash-hokage, "And it's around the world beyond the sea?" It has been almost a year after the end of the last Great War.
"Yes, currently, we are working forward to the peace between five nations but the problem is we don't know about the others beyond the Elemental Continent and oversea." Kakashi nodded, "The elders, kages and I decide to choose you as an envoy so you can travel around the world to expanding the branch of peace to the leaders. We believe it would take about two years or so."
"I'm totally up for it!" Naruto grinned widely before he scratches his head with a blink, "By the way…Who'll coming with me on this one?"
"That's up to you." The hokage said, "After all, you're going to stick with them for few years."
"I see…" The blonde shinobi rubbed his chin, "Then…I want Tsunade and Koharu to join me."
"Oh?" Kakashi blinked owlishly, "While I understand Tsunade is close to you and her experience with medical jutsu, why Koharu?"
"Koharu is one of elders so she might know a lot of politics." Naruto explained, "I was thinking maybe she can teach me more about politics so it'll make things easy for me when I become hokage. Baa-chan can tell me a bit about the role as hokage and maybe teach me some of her medical jutsu since I have this healing jutsu."
"I see." The hokage rubbed his chin with a hum, "I'll send messages out to them and let you know if they're willing to join you for your mission."
"Thank, Kakashi!" The blonde shinobi flashed him his good-guy pose before he leave the office as Kakashi write a message for two nominated members. They would later reply back to accept the mission before departing from village for several years and Kakashi won't learn the true motive behind Naruto's decision until they return from their mission.
Kakashi wait at north gate and he smile behind his lip as soon as he see a familiar caravan approaching him, his student wave him with a beaming grin. "Welcome back, Naruto." Kakashi returned his wave as Naruto halt the horses, "It has been long time since the last time I saw you. How was the world?"
"Awesome!" The shinobi hopped off the buckboard to give Kakashi a quick hug, "There are so many things I want to tell you about it but I'm kinda beat right now and I need to help everyone unpacking."
"Ah, right." Kakashi hummed, he has received letters from his student throughout years for updates and other things. "I never expect you to end up with a harem during your trip." Naruto told him that he have a harem but he don't give him any details about it.
"Yeah." Naruto scratched his head with a laughter, "Me either." He snapped his fingers, "By the way, is the place ready?"
"Yes, I have some genin cleaning the clan houses up few days ago." The hokage nodded, Naruto have send him some messages about a certain land plot and bought this place via contact. "So…Can you introduce me to your wives?" He said with a eye smile.
"Sure!" Naruto grinned and he was about to say something but a door swing open with a smash and a shout.
"KAKASHI, THAT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" The confusing hokage took a step back with his hands up as Tsunade stormed out and he was taken back by her appearance. Gone was 'young' Tsunade and stand in her place is a wrinkled woman with some sliver streaks in dull blonde hair. Only one thing about her that doesn't change is her large gravity-denying breasts.
"T-Tsunade-sama, is that you?" Kakashi glanced up and down her appearance before he look into her eyes confusingly, "What do you mean, my fault?"
"D-D-Do you know anything about Naruto's fetish?!" Tsunade jabbed her index finger at the grinning shinobi.
"Fetish?" The hokage blinked dumbly.
"Aw, Baa-chan, don't say it like a bad thing." Naruto chuckled, "If it wasn't for that, we will never be married in first place."
"…Married?" Kakashi glanced between them dumbly, "You two?"
"Yes." Tsunade crossed her arms with a scowl on her blushing face, "I-It happen just like that."
"Um, congrats…" The hokage muttered, he can't judge their relationship at all since he know about their close relationship but it was kinda surprise to him, despite her age. 'Maybe it's just one case.' "Um, what kind of fetish were you referring to?" He asked her, glancing at his student puzzlingly.
"That." Tsunade pointed at something over her shoulder with her thumb and Kakashi follow her direction to see something that makes him speechless. It was his wives step out one by one and one thing they all have in common is…They're all grannies.
"…Naruto?" Kakashi muttered in shock.
"Kakashi, meet my wives!" Naruto grinned proudly as he gestured at smiling grannies, "Aren't they lovely?"
"…Yeah…" He replied with lightless eye, he think he just throw up inside a little.
"That is your fault, you bastard." Tsunade grumbled.
And that end the first chapter of MHIWH: GB?! Love it? Hate it?
Detail: Again, that is an AU to MHWH and it's all different because Naruto have a thing for grannies. Plus, it's more like a series of one-shot where he ends up with a granny character.
I believe that this story will be pretty short because there's not a lot of grannies character and it's a crack-fic so…Yeah…
I think that's all I can say for now…Thank you for your time to read it.
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