Harry and Ron were hanging out in the boy's dormitory juuling with Neville and Seamus. It was a bright Spring day and everyone was outside enjoying the spring air, except for the loser Gryffindor boys.

"Wow I can't believe the muggles create such wacky inventions," said Ron. "I see why my dad's so interested in their stupid asses." He then took a hit of the Juul and passed it to Harry.

"Yeah the Bertie Bott's pod is my favourite flavour," Harry said. " Also Ron you're poor as fuck, stop borrowing my Juul and buy your own."

"I can't afford one, they're 10 Galleons a piece!"

"Broke bitch."

"Square up you bloody wanker."

"Cam ya'll shup da fucc up," Neville complained taking a long hit from his mango Juul. "I tryin to enjoy meself."

Ron whipped out his wand and pointed it at Neville. "I'm tired of your ugly blueberry face, AVADA KEDAVRA!" A green light flew out of Ron's wand and hit Neville."

"Oof," Neville said, then he died.

"Oh my Dumbledore, you killed Neville!" Seamus said taking a hit from his Juul.

"And I'll kill you too." Ron then pointed his shitty wand at Seamus.

"Please don't I'm virgin!" Seamus pleaded.

"AbrACAdABRa," Ron shrieked. The same green light shot out of the wand and hit Seamus. Seamus then lit on fire and died. "He was never relevant in the series anyway." He then walked over and took both Neville's and Seamus' Juuls, because he's poor and ginger.

"Wow that was cool," Harry said. "Anyway I found this old Japanese spell book in Hermione's panty drawer, and by using Google Translate. I found a spell to make our dicks bigger." He then reached into his Versace robes and pulled out an old book made from ramen noodles.

"How epic, what's the spell?" Ron asked scooting next to Harry. Harry then opened the ramen book and flipped to the first page.

"According to google translate we must say 'Kawaii Tokyo Tomodachi' very cool spell, I think."

"I'll do the spell then." Ron then grabbed his wand and pointed it himself and Harry. Ron then took a deep breath and shouted, "Kawaii Tokyo Tomodachi." Instantly a pink light started streaming out of the tip of Ron's wand, hitting Ron and Harry. Instantly Harry felt pain all around his body. "AAAAHHHHH, the PAIN!" Ron shrieked clutching his stomach. To Harry's amazement he watched as breasts started growing from Ron's chest. His long ginger hair turned red and grew down to his waist. His school robes were transformed into a cute High school girl sailor outfit and his ass increased tremendously, his eyes grew very large and turned purple. Finally he turned 2D. "Harry what happened to me?"

When Harry was about to respond he felt even more pain. "LOLLOLOLLOOL," Harry screamed. He felt as large boobs started sprouting from his chest and he felt his butt expand to immense proportions. The same school outfit that Ron was wearing also appeared on Harry. Harry's dark black hair grew down to his shoulders and turned navy blue. He felt his weiner slide back inside him and disappear, which was very uncomfortable. Finally he turned 2D as well. The pain finally receded and Harry was left feeling confused and worried. "Ron are you okay?" Harry asked his best friend. Except his voice was very high pitched and cute.

"I think I'm okay, but my back hurts with these giant tiddies desu," His voice also sounded high, except it sounded horrible. He then started lifting and dropping his tiddies. "Do you know how to turn us back?"

Harry looked back at the page and to his amazement he could now read the Japanese words. The title read "How to Turn into An Anime School Girl" in big font. "Oops," Harry muttered to himself. After reading the entire page he couldn't find anything. "Great, there's nothing."

"WHAAAAT WILL WEEE DOOOOO," Ron sobbed. "We can't stay like this forever desu."

"Shut the fuck up bruh, anime girls are magical creatures right? That means that we'll have to meet with Hagrid."

"Oh yeah that'll make sense. We'll have to sneak out of the castle, I don't want anyone to see us."

Harry-sama nodded and pulled out his invisibility cloak (Even though their sex is female, I'll still use male pronouns fight me). He draped it over Ron and himself and they snuck out of the room. Making sure to kick Neville and Seamus' dead bodies on the way out. They crept down to their common room and saw Hermione's cat, Crookshanks, sitting on the couch by the fire.

Harry had a genius idea, he pulled out his wand and whispered, "Kawaii Neko Tomodachi." The pink light shone out and enveloped the cat, slowly the ugly cat morphed into a small pink haired anime girl with cat ears and a bushy tail.

"NYAAAAAAAA," Crookshanks called out, he then started acting cute.

"Look Ron it's a kawaii neko girl," Harry said, petting Crookshanks. Crookshanks made a purring sound and Harry gave him some sushi stored in his anime bra.

"Let's go Harry, we have no times for lolis," Ron snapped back. They left the Gryffindor wing and sneaked outside into the sunshine, everyone was hanging out playing frisbee and other boring healthy shit. They walked by the lake to Hagrid's Hut and snuck inside. They saw that Hagrid was watching his favourite anime, Sword Art Online, on his shitty tv (which is a garbage show btw). Harry and Ron took off the invisibility cloak in front of Hagrid.

"REEEEEEEEE," Hagrid screamed, jumping out of his chair. He then noticed that there were two anime girls in his hut, he blushed a deep red color."Konichiwa, welcome to my mansion desu." He then respectfully bowed his head.

"Hagrid you fat fuck, It's me Ron and the other girl is Harry Pothead desu."

"Ron, Harry? Wat happened to you?"

"We found this strange spell in an old Japanese spell book and it turned us into anime girls." Harry said, wiggling his large birthing hips. "And we don't know how to turn ourselves back, so we came here for your help. You're a grimy weeaboo aren't you?"

Hagrid nodded his large hairy head, "First of all call me an otaku, the w word is a slur against my culture. Sure I'll help you, but I have to tell you about the history of anime first."

End of Chapter 1