Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones Redone

by SquidbaggerOfWoomyAndNgyesness

A novelization of my modded Sacred Stones playthrough on my Youtube channel. Featuring: Zero, Xolette, Robin, Corrin, Morgan, Kana, Lucina, Mega Man X, Sigma, Cuphead, Dr. Robotnik, Chara, Arvis, Kimi Finster, Harpuria, Clair, Dan Phantom, Child!Zephiel, Sharena, Shaggy, Soleil, Iniabi, Cthulhu, and lots of memes, and much more. Mostly humor and not to be taken seriously.

1. The Continent Of WNWOVN Backstory

Chapter 1: The Continent Of WNWOVN Backstory

The continent of WoomyNgyesWumpyOomyVeemoNgweh.

For OVER 9000 years, a quiet peace reigned in the absence of the terrible darkness. The Sacred Stones have been passed from generation to generation. Nations have been built around their power and their legacy.

Krabbyland, ruled by Lyon, the should-have-been Prince of Grado.

Neo Arcadia+, ruled by Arthur, the Friend of Justice, and his wife, Charlotte.

Amity Park, ruled by Dan Phantom, who in ten years has all but destroyed it.

Radiant Garden, ruled by Ansem the Wise.

And the Soviet Union, ruled by Male Robin, the Pedophile and Family Destroyer.

These five countries house the power of the Sacred Stones.

They are joined by the United States of Reploid, ruled by Elpizo.

In these times of peace, tales of past conflict have drifted into legend, and memories of the ancient dark arts have all but evaporated.

It is now the year 666. In an instant, the whole of WNWOVN is threatened by an unexpected atrocity.

The Soviet Union, the largest of the Sacred Stone nations, has invaded Krabbyland under orders from Male Robin. He is seeking beautiful young girls twenty years or younger than him for a harem. The Lucina that whored herself out to him in the RobinxLucina path of Awakening no longer satisfies him. Because of that, Male Robin wants to breed more "juicy" women than her. Things have spiraled so poorly that he has even planned a wedding between himself and Female Morgan. The girl has all but thrown herself at his groin and offered her womb to him. She is currently two months pregnant with a set of triplet boys and is regularly both beaten and raped savagely by her father, as he wanted only girls to breed. But Female Morgan loves the abuse she get's from her father, as she thinks it's "exotic love" and craves her father whoring her out.

A longtime ally of the Soviet Union, Krabbyland is caught off guard, unable to mount any resistance. The USSR's forces move quickly, seizing one territory after another. To add to Lyon's worries, his friends, Cuphead and Mugman, have gone missing after fighting the Devil. The Soviet Union's momentum carries it's armies to the gates of Krabbyland's castle, the Krusty Krab, itself.

Krabbyland will fall, permanently this time... it is inevitable.