First Steps

SPN 100 Drabble Challenge, word: comic.

Summary: There's probably a reason why none of the great superheroes has a little brother. Because little brothers are just… so not helpful.


When the infernal noise coming from Dean's room stopped, Sam had the sense of foreboding parents experience when it's suddenly too quiet. But nothing prepared him for finding his brother lying on the floor cussing, his legs neatly tied to the desk.

"What the…?"

"Shut up."

"Is this a… bola?"

"M'exercisin'."

Sam pulled at a strange-shaped weapon stuck in the door.

"Dean, tell me it's not…"

"Sam…"

"You've got a Batarang?

"Nahh, I…"

"Alright, where's the belt, my bat-ass hero?"

"Get lost, dipshit."

"And leave you battered?"

"I swear I…"

"You can't deny there's comic in your tragedy."

Sigh.

Snort.