The adventures of Larry Potter, Harry's more handsome brother.
Chaptear one
In the darkened room of one Professor Dumbledore, he was meeting with his most trusted friend, Seveurus Snap.
"Snap," Dumblydore said, "I have called you hear to discuss a matter most important."
"What do you wish to discuss my lord?" Snap asked.
"I fear that with voldemort's rise, Harry will not be powerful enough to defoot the dark lord," Dumbledore said as he tore his hand through his beard. "We must someon Harry's brother, Larry, he is the only one who can defoot the dark lord now."
"But where is Larry?" Snap asked.
"I left him with Harry's aunt's other sister, rosemary." Dumbledore said as he opened the curtains to his room, The light shined in Snaps face and he fell back onto the ground while he writhed in pain. The light was very bad for Snap, it burned away at his makeup. If his makeup ran out, than Dumblydore would realize that he was in fact Lord Voldemort!
"Where is Rosemary?" Snap asked.
"She's in America," Dumbledore said, "Take the car in the garage, it's American so no one will suspect that you are a wizard."
"Okay my lord." Snap said as he backed out of the office. Fawkes the bird landed on Dumbledore's head as the old man turned back to the window. Hopefully, their true savior would arrive to save them all, otherwise they would all be screwed.
Meanwhile in America…
Larry was sitting in his room and munching on a twinkie while he watched the television. He'd been up for about 12 hours watching reruns of his favorite show, The Twilight Zone. He liked it because the show appealed to his American sensibilities.
"Larry!" Larry's aunt cried out, "Someone is here to see you!"
"Okay mom!" Larry said as he shut the TV off. He then waded through the garbage that was piled on his floor to get to his door. He opened the door and walked down the stairs while brushing his teeth. Once he made it downstairs, he put on his underwear because it would be quite rude to greet his guest without a pair of fashionable underwear.
"Who are you?!" Larry said as he looked at the man with the hook nose and greasy hair. The man's makeup was running down his face, and he looked old and wrinkly. Larry wrinkled his nose, the man probably smelled too.
"I am lord voldemort" Snap said as he removed his disguise, "Now prepare to die Larry Potter!"
Snap pulled his wand from his pants and pointed it at Larry. Larry laughed,
"You think that is a wand?!" Larry said as he pulled out a gun, "This is my wand, the wand of death!"
Larry shot his gun and hundreds of bullets tore through Snaps body.
"Ouch." Snap said as he rolled around on the ground. "That hurt."
Snap then vanished, but before he did, a letter fell to the floor, inviting Larry to come to Hogwarts.
"What are you going to do Larry?" Larry's mother asked him.
"I'm going to Hogwarts to meet my long-lost twin brother!" Larry said as he marched out of the house, "These british people will see what a real American hero can do!"
Chapter 1 end.