I stood by the door to my closet, watching Emmett rake through my ever expanding wardrobe, thanks to Alice. I wondered what the hell he was doing. I took a few steps closer, and noticed a pile of clothes on the floor behind him.

"Hmmmm, this could be interesting," I thought.

I kept watching him. Lucky for me, Emmett was concentrating too much on what he was doing to notice me.

I watched as he pulled on one of my boots. By the looks of things, he was wearing one of Rosie's favorite skirts, and one of Alice's shirts. I reached for my camera as he pulled on my other boot, and looked himself over in the mirror.

SNAP! Flash! went the camera.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BELLA!" Emmett screamed. I ran.

"Bella Marie Cullen! You give me that damn camera now!" Emmett hollered as he chased after me.

Half way through the house, I couldn't run anymore. I was laughing so hard, I collapsed. Emmett was looking so pretty! Just as Emmett got to me, the front door opened. The family had come home from hunting. Emmett stopped in his tracks, like a rabbit caught in car headlights. The sight made me bust up even more.

"Uh, Emmett? Is there something you want to tell us?" Carlisle asked, trying to keep a straight face.

Rosalie looked shocked, Alice was mortified, and Jasper and Edward collapsed on the floor next to me in fits of laughter.

"Well?!" Esme said, horrified and slightly amused.

"I, uh, um..." Emmett stuttered.

"Oh, come on, Emmett! You wanted to know what all the fuss was when the girls got dressed!" Edward said between laughs.

I pulled myself together long enough to show Edward the picture I took.

"It was so funny. I was standing there for like 20 minutes as he raked through my closet looking for a pair of boots to match what he wore," I managed between giggles.

"Emmett Cullen! You best not have made a mess of my room!" Alice screamed as she took off up the stairs. A few seconds later came the scream.

"Emmett Cullen, you best start running, you idiot! I'm going to kill you!" Alice yelled as she came down the stairs. Emmett ran.

I busted up again. If I was human it would have hurt. I mean, picture Emmett in a short, black leather skirt, a tight, baby pink tank, and a pair of stiletto-heeled, knee high boots, running!

"Uh, mom? Why is Uncle Emmett wearing girl clothes? And why is Aunt Alice chasing him?" Nessie questioned as she came in the door.

"I don't know honey. Uncle Emmett is weird, and he messed with Aunt Alice's clothes." I replied.

"Oh." Was all Nessie said.

We all stood, watching in fits of laughter, as Alice chased Emmett round the yard and into the woods,then back again.

Alice was like a pit bull once she caught up with him. I dont think Rosalie will be having any fun for a while.