?:"Hello! And welcome to Phineas and Ferb: Questions and answers! Or its acronym form; PAFQAA! And I'm your host, AngieWolfe!"

The audience applause, though the audience only consisting of Angie's two younger sisters, clapping happily, her older sister, watching nonchalantly, and their miniature pinscher, bouncing about, yipping excitedly.

Angie: "Okay…So… Here are your interviewees!"

The audience applauds louder now, as Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Major Monogram, Carl, and Candace enter.

Candace: "Augh. I am so telling mom that you're running an interview show!"

Phineas: "We're not running an interview show, Angie is. We're just starring in it."

Isabella: "So, Angie, according to this profile, you have brown hair, hazel eyes, are about 5"6' and a half, and you interests are playing video games, writing, drawing, listening to music and…umm…what's 'zoophilia'?

Angie: *rips the paper out of Isabella's hand and glowers at it* "Who gave this to you?"

Isabella: "Your sisters gave it to us backstage."

Snickers and giggles can be heard from the audience, causing Angie to shoot a silencing glare at them. Angie: (Grumbling) "I fangirl over a freakin' animal in a children's show and now I'm apparently a zoophile…"

Baljeet raises his hand. "I have a question."

Angie: *sighs* "What is it?"

Baljeet: "Who are these guys?" *Gestures to Dr. Doof, Major M, and Carl*

Angie: "They are a part of your b-plot."

Baljeet: "Our what?"

Angie: "Don't worry about it. Okay, any other questions before we start?"

Everyone raises their hand.

Angie: *sighs* "Don't worry about what a 'zoophile' is, and, no, I am not one."

Everyone puts their hand down, except for Buford.

Angie: "Augh… What is it?"

Buford: "You said there was going to be food."

Angie: "Not until we start answering questions."

Now Dr. Doof raises his hand.

Angie: *face-palms* "Whaaaat?"

Dr. D: "When do we start asking them! Now, no more questions from you guys!"

Perry: *chatters*

Angie: *smiles* "Of course there some refreshments! What would you like?"

Something like a cough and a hacking noise and the muttering of the word "zoophile" is heard from the audience before Angie yells at them.

Angie: "Shut up Tray! Now get these people some refreshments!"

Tray (The older sister): "Fine. Whatever." *Gets up to go to the off-set kitchen*

Angie: "Now," *turns towards the cameras* "Start sending in questions! Heck! Get your friends to send in questions! These people are getting hungry! Also, if you want another character from the show to be interviewed, I'll only do it enough people request them! See you in chapter Two! Also—It'd be appreciated if you ask your wonderful hostess and my assistants (that'd be my sisters) questions too! We don't bite! Not too hard anyway…"

Author's Comments: Yes, I'm aware I uploaded this earlier this year, but I had to take it down because I had to do some minor adjustments and I just had no time! So please send in some questions! C: