(Insert You're a mean one any version. Preferred Lindsey Sterling)
You're a mean one, Mr. GrinchYou really are a heelYou're as cuddly as a cactusYou're as charming as an eelMr. GrinchYou're a bad banana with a greasy black peelYou're a monster, Mr. GrinchYour heart's an empty holeYour brain is full of spidersYou've got garlic in your soul, Mr GrinchI wouldn't touch you with aThirty-nine and a half foot poleYou're a vile one, Mr. GrinchYou have termites in your smileYou have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodileMr GrinchGiven the choice between the two of youI'd take the seasick crocodileYou're a foul one, Mr. GrinchYou're a nasty wasty skunkYour heart is full of unwashed socksYour soul is full of gunkMr GrinchThe three best words that best describe youAre as follows, and I quote"StinkStankStunkYou're a rotter Mr GrinchYou're the king of sinful sotsYour heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spotsMr GrinchYour soul is an appalling dump heapOverflowing with the most disgracefulAssortment of deplorable rubbish imaginableMangled up in tangled up knotsYou nauseate me, Mr GrinchWith a nauseous super nosYou're a crooked jerky jockey andYou drive a crooked horseMr GrinchYou're a three-decker sauerkrautAnd toadstool sandwichWith arsenic sauce
"Mr. Parker you need to leave that building-"
"Let me stop you right there. Never and I mean ever presume you can command me Matt." Mr. Parker Ceo president and owner of Parker Industries said with a massive amount of menace in his voice.
"Parker please! The tenants living in that building all signed this petition urging you to reconsider relocating them. If you don't we'll be forced to take this to court." Jennifer Walters aka She-Hulk said as she presented a file to the CEO.
As they had been sitting there in his office he hadn't once looked up at them. The entire time his head was on various papers as he kept writing his signature doing whatever CEOs do. But at Jennifer's insistence Mr. Parker glanced up at them.
After going back to writing he began to speak. "As of this morning you are no longer representing the tenants of 54 B. Reason being that they all agreed to my terms."
"And what kind of rip off terms did you give them!" Matt Murdock better known as Daredevil yelled as he stood up and slammed his hands on the table with Jennifer rising in anger as well.
"Please Ms. Walters do turn into your other side it will make my seducing you after this meeting all the easier. (Sigh) The terms were that I would make an exact copy of their current building in the zero phase dimension. Additionally I would give them 54 billion for them to use as they please. I did that amount because they live in 54 B seemed appropriate to offer them a Bill."
At that Matt and Jenn sat down. "Well that's generous of you giving them a billion dollars to share." Jenn said in surprise. She never expected the former Spider-Man to be so generous. Especially with the way some heroes talked about him these days.
Suddenly his office door opened and in walked Mr. Parker's wife Silver Sablinova.
"Come on dear or you'll be late."
"Right I haven't forgotten let me just show these fine lawyers out and I'll meet you at the car shortly my love."
With that Parker finished signing papers before handing them over to Silver. After doing so Silver promptly left. Next Lloyd began ushering Matt and Jenn out if his office before he placed his hands around Jennifer's waist which made her freezer while Matt continued to walk.
Lloyd then whispered. "It may be easier to seduce your other half but I much prefer this one." With that Peter guided her out of his building all the while the two shared physical contact.
Once outside they all went their separate ways but Lloyd added one last thing. "Oh and councilors it was 54 billion a tenant, not in all." With that Lloyd got into his limo with his wife and they sped off leaving the lawyers in disbelief at the former hero's generosity. Especially considering he literally had no reason to be generous. Hell everyone thought he'd have been a super villain by now with what happened to his ex wife, kid, and unborn child.