It's a short one this time. But it's kinda funny, so I thought "Why not?". My next fic will be an actual fic. Probably Kum. Possibly Kum Quick. Or maybe Quick Kum Partie.
Anyway, this song fic is based on "Jessie's Girl". I thought it'd be nice to have a throwback moment to Finn singing "Jessie's Girl", only now about Kurt and Sam.
Evans is a friend
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed, and it makes my head hurt
'Cause Sam's got himself boy, and that boy is my bro Kurt
And he's watching him with those eyes
And he's lovin' him with that body, I've seen it
And he's holding him in his arms late, late at night
oOo
You know, I wish that I had Evans' boy
I wish that I had Evans' boy
How could I let go of a man like that?
oOo
I play along with the charade
Kurt doesn't seem to notice the change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start a love fest
'Cause our parents just married, so it'd kinda be incest
'Cause he's watching him with those eyes
And he's lovin' him with that body, I've seen it
And he's holding him in his arms late, late at night
oOo
You know, I wish that I had Evans' boy
I wish that I had Evans' boy
How could I let go of a man like that?
Like Evans' boy
I wish that I had Evans' boy
How could I let go of a
How could I let go of a man like that?
oOo
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wondering when he stopped lovin' me
Sam dyes his hair with a slice of lime
Wonder if that look would work for me
oOo
Tell me, how could I let go of a man like that?
oOo
You know, I wish that I had Evans' boy
I wish that I had Evans' boy
I want Evans' boy
How could I let go of a man like that?
Like Evans' boy
I wish that I had Evans' boy
I want, I want Evans' boy
Quinn: Kurt, stop turning my exes gay!
Kurt: Hey, at least Puck hasn't...
Quinn: Why is Puck hiding behind your house with a bouquet of flowers?