Zoro's Amazing Adventure
"You sure this is the right place?" Zoro asked Sanji. The two were overlooking a huge mansion with a large campus. Sanji looked at the invitation he and Zoro received. The invitation said, "You are invited!" It also had a weird looking ball with a cross-looking emblem on it. Sanji took out his lighter and lit a smoke, "Positive." He said.
While walking closer to the mansion, the two came across a hooded man smoking a blunt. The hooded man coughed, "Shit man," he said, "This is some good dope." "Excuse me," Zoro asked, "but did you get the invitation too?" The hooded man looked at them, "Hell yeah, I'm ready to bust some asses in." He laughed. He took off his hood, revealing himself to be the one, the only, Snoop Dogg (Or Snoop Lion, but I'm calling him Snoop Dogg) "Snoop Dogg, the biggest baller in the world." Snoop reached out his hand. "Zoro," Zoro shook his hand, "and this is my friend, eyebrows," he pointed to Sanji, "EYEBROWS?" Sanji yelled, easily mad," YOU WATCH YOURSELF MOSS HAIR!" Sanji calmed down, "Shit man," Snoop said, "Take is easy." Sanji shook Snoop's hand either way. "So, about this fighting contest…" Sanji asked, "Have you heard about it?" "Nah man." Snoop said, "But I heard it's the most elite fighting contest in the world." Zoro and Sanji smiled, "Looks like we're already in the lead," Sanji said, laughing, Zoro laughed too. Snoop shook his head, "I hear there's some big Mother fuckers in this," He warned, making Zoro and Sanji laugh even more. "Alight, don't say I didn't warn ya." Snoop walked towards the mansion.
When they arrived at the gates to the mansion, they heard a voice. "Please place your invitations here," It said, the three obeyed and put them into a small basket, where there were many other invitations. "Looks like we're late to the party." Zoro said, "Please make your way to the auditorium for the welcoming speech." The voice said. The three made their way there.
At the auditorium, the three sat together, looking over all the other fighters. "They don't look so tough," Zoro whispered, "These bitches aint got nothing on me," Snoop said. "LOOK AT ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!" Sanji exclaimed, (He had that weird-ass hearts for eyes thing they do in anime) Just then, the stage up front lit up, with smoke pouring out from it. A lone man stepped out of the smoke.
"Welcome to Super Smash Bros 4!" The man said with a Russian accent, "Holy Shit!" Snoop said, "Is that Fucking Vladimir Putin?" It was, indeed, Vladimir Putin; the president of Russia, Conquer of the World, and destroyer of the pussy. "Here, you will be put-up against the greatest fighters in the world!" Putin exclaimed, "The prize will be glory, victory, money, food, or anything else in the world!" He raised his arms in the air, "This is where you will be staying for the next month or so, until we have a victor!" Sanji and Zoro were interested in this contest, "Greatest fighters in the world huh?" Zoro said, "I wonder if there is someone here who can match my sword fighting." Sanji wondered the same thing, expect with his kicks and cooking skills. Putin was still talking though, "Each of you will have to share a room with one other person, however, so choose someone you trust!" Putin then walked into the smoke, he stopped, turned to the crowd, and yelled, "LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!" The crowd cheered, Zoro and Sanji looked at each other, "This is going to be a hell of a ride, right Eyebrows?" Zoro asked Sanji, "Hell yeah, Moss hair."