Hey! Emmi here :) and welcome to the beginning of the legend that will be... 'Yaya and Kila's adventures in HQ' XD ! Incase you haven't read Vegetarian (tbh I don't think anyone has...) here is some info on the two OC's and main characters!

Kila, full name: Kila Hoshina.

She is a state alchemist, equivalent to the rank of major. I can't remember her name exactly. 'The Shadow Alchemist', or something. I'm unsureness about her past, but its not completely relevant at the moment. She is roughly the same age as Yaya, possibly a bit younger. She is in our pic, on the right. She has long, blonde hair. Slightly wavy. Her name is pronounced 'Kyla'

Yaya, full name: Yaya Mustang.

She is Roys daughter. She is nineteen. (I know Roy's 29... the details are confusing and seeing as I don't want this to be too serious they MAY be revealed later... But thats all you need to know for now) She is the rank of Seargant (Did I spell that right? I dunno...) and is friendly with everyone. She is like a big sister to Ed and Al. She loves getting up to mischief and playing the odd practical joke ;) She is also in the pic, on the left. She has shoulder-length, wavy hair.

Traits she receives from her father: Skin colour, eye colour and hair colour. (There are other similarities as well, in personality. All will be revealed.)

Other things like her wavy-ness and her body shape probably come from her mother (UNKNOWN)

Okay, so... characters covered. Feel free to fall in love with them!3 I did with Yaya (my character). Kila is Bethani's character. enjoy their terrors! Please R & R! Love loveees3 x :)

Yaya walked down the lonely corridor at East City HQ. Ahhhh work, how tedious. Boring. Mind you, at the moment everything seemed boring. Yaya was just that kind of person. She needed excitement in her life. Paperwork was stupid. Especially the way Papa would unload all of his paperwork onto her and Kila. When Kila went away it was all for Yaya. Poor Yaya, how her life was so terrible.

It was just that moment when the aforementioned Kila walked around the corner. Yaya purposely walked into her.

"Ok, watch it!" The blonde screeched.

"Oh yeah, you want some?" The raven-haired girl retorted.

"Yeah! I warn you, I'm a State Alchemist!" Kila showed off her shiny watch in Yaya's face.

"I don't care! I work with them all the time!"

Kila took her watch away from Yaya's facial area and shoved it back in her pocket. "Oh really?"

"Yeah! In fact, there's this blonde one I work with. She's such a bitch! I can't believe I have to sit next to her in the same room all day every day!"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!" There was a pause, before both girls smirked and flung themselves into a huge embrace. They laughed to eachother.

"You ok?" Kila giggled, releasing herself from Yayas arms.

"Yeah! You?"

Kila turned around so that they could walk to the office. "Yeah." They continued their trudge down the corridor. "So, hows life?"

"Gooooood. You'll never guess what Papa did this morning."

"What?"

"He tried to make himself a cooked breakfast and overdid it. He set fire to the oven."

"Really?" Kila giggled as she went into the office, Yaya following behind her. The two sat down beside eachother at their usual places, and commenced with their work at a slow, snail-like pace.

Time had passed, Yaya sighed. It was depressingly quiet. She looked around at all of her hard-working, office superiors. Havoc looked up and noticed her gaze. He leaned back and smirked at her. She stuck her tongue out at him. He shook his head and got back to work. Yaya sighed for the second time. Even her Papa was working. Well, it had to happen someday. The world was about to implode.

Meanwhile, Kila was hard at work. She was at least halfway through her stack. She felt very pround of herself. Mind you, as soon as she finished, Mustang would have her doing most of his as well. She sighed. But, all of a sudden, her concentration was interrupted! Something had popped into her line of sight from the right side. Unbelievable! Kila must investigate this at once! She picked up the wripped off piece of paper and analysed it. That was when she sighed a heavy sigh. All that focus had been interrupted for this! It read:

I'm boreeeeed.

Kila turned the piece over and angrily scribbled a note back to Yaya.

Well do your work then.

Kila continued to work. She heard a quiet 'Eh!' from Yaya. Very soon she got a note back.

But thats boring tooooooooooooooooo...

Kila sighed. Why was she friends with this... person.

What do you expect me to do?

Kila was starting to become slightly irritated.

Entertaaaaaaaain meeeee. Write me things. Have a convo

Kila wrote back

About what?

Yaya was mid-scribble when a deep voice cut through the air.

"Are you two writing notes?" Yaya froze. She slowly and mechanically lifted up her head to meet the her fathers frown. Yaya began to go slightly red and she began to scratch the back of her neck. She could feel Hawkeye's sight on them. As well as everyone else's.

"N-no..." Yaya continued to go scarlet. Kila started to blush. It was like a teacher at school. Yes, Roy may be her father. But at work he was her commanding officer. It sounds hard, but that was how it was. It was routine. But Yaya and Roy were used to it. As far as they were concerned, they weren't related. Not at that moment.

Roys eyes sharpened. There was a silence for a while. "Lieutenant, take all their notes away." He waved his hand in the direction of Hawkeye. Riza proceeded to collect up their notes and took them away to put them in the bin. Yaya wailed. She sat back down and bashed her head against the desk. Kila leaned in to her.

"You okay?" She asked.

"Yeah," Yaya mumbled. "Boredom..." Kila sighed and continued her work. Then Yaya had an idea. She looked up happily, a lightbulb appeared above her head. This annoyed her, so she flicked it away before going back to reality. "Hey, I've got a break right about now, right?"

Roy looked up from his paperwork to his daughter. Any distraction. ANY. He nodded. "Yep."

"YESSSSS!" Yaya jumped so high that beforehand it was humanely impossible. She fist-punched the air. "Come on Kila, lets go!" She grabbed Kila's wrist before she had chance to protest and headed for the door. "Bye now, see you later. Adios, au revoir, Sionara!" All that was heard after the door had closed behind them was Yaya's manic laughter. Roy shook his head. He always said his daughter needed to see a psychiatrist but he never thought that one day he would have to take it seriously. He sighed, groaned and continued with his work before Hawkeye's bullet shot past his head.

"What on earth was that for?" Kila exclaimed.

"Come ooooooonn. I got you out of work, didn't I?" Yaya said, slightly shocked.

"Yeah, but I was in the zone!"

"Ehhhhhhhhh. I. Don't. Care. You expect me to go on break on my own? I'd be such a loner Kilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

Kila groaned. "Okay, okay. Whatever. Lets just get away from this office before I explode." Yaya cheered up and they made their way outside, on the grass near the mess hall."

"I've been so boreeeeeeeeed Kila." The two were sat beside eachother. Yaya flopped her head back.

"I know. But, what more can you do?"

"Its all-" Yaya put on a deep, gruff voice to imitate Roy. "'Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork.' I'm so sick of it Kila."

"Indeed. As if we didn't have enough he insists on making our job harder. Of everyone to be my boss, why him?"

"'Here, you obviously don't have enough work to do. So I will generously give you some of mine. HahahahaHA.'"

"Thats the perfect impression. I wanna get out there, do some work in the field. My skills are wasted here."

"Yeah, me too. Although sometimes it can get a bit too extreme." Yaya sighed and lay down. "We know Papa, when he's in office he just procrastinates and procrastinates..."

"You can't speak much Yaya, you do it too."

"Eh?" Yaya sat up with a comical hurt expression pasted on her face. Kila nodded.

"Its true. You can totally tell you're the Colonel's daughter." Yaya began to fake cry.

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhh. Of all the DNA to carry!" Yaya sniffed. She began jabbing her left arm. "I get an absent, nasty whore and a lazy, procrastinating pyromaniac." Kila patted her on the shoulder.

"I feel truly sorry for you." Kila sighed. Yaya stopped her actions and turned to Kila.

"Anyway, we need to find a way to spice this place up a bit." Kila nodded. Yaya stood up.

"Well, I suppose we ought to go back to the hell place now..." She sighed. Kila followed Yaya as she began to make her way back to the work room. While walking down the corridor, Yaya spotted a young soldier. She grabbed Kila's wrist and hid in an alcove.

"What the hell are you doing-" Kila screeched.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Yaya peered around at the soldier. All of a sudden, as he walked past, a black-haired monster jumped out at him and went "ROOOOOAAARRRR!" Lifting her arms up in the air. The soldier (evidently not being a very good one) screamed and ran in the opposite direction. Kila walked up beside Yaya.

"Well, that was great." She said casually.

"Oh, thats just the start."

Hope shuu enjoyed! :D I had fun writing it. Lol for Yaya's evil/epicness! Please R&R telling me what you think :) and also maybe what mischief the pair could get up to. Suggestions please! Adios!~

Emmi :P x