A/N: Its really a big ball of flouncy fluff I wrote when i couldn't sleep. I write fluff when i can't sleep. Just saying. And i really love sirius. Alot.

Disclaimer: I OWN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE SERIES! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! okay no really i'm awake now. I own nothing. I think i'm gonna cry.

"so Harry, you wanted to hear the story of how your parents love began?" Sirius said reclining into his chair.

"Er.. Actually no- I never said anything," Harry responded somewhat confused.

"oh nonsense boy! I know you're dying to know," Sirius responded, pulling what looked like a diary out of his coat pocket.

" Padfoot, honestly just say that you want an opinion on your diary entry," Lupin said as he walked into the room.

"You mock me Moony! And it's not a diary! It's a book that I write my thoughts in," Sirius replied indignantly, "Anyways Harry. Where were we before we were so rudely interrupted? Oh right," He cleared his throat and began:

There once was a girl named Lily,

And a boy named James.

They attended a school named Hogwarts,

The school for witches and wizards: young and still untamed.

Lily was a sweetheart, red hair with green eyes

James seemed to be the only boy she managed to despise.

Charming, sweet and funny,

Smart- at the top of her class

She hexed him to her fullest, in all the seven years that passed.

James was rather handsome, really smart too,

Best friends with Sirius, Remus, and little Peter too.

Quidditch captain, Head boy,

He made All the ladies swoon.

But he only really ever had eyes for a special one,

A red-headed, Lily Evans-

He would not stop until he won.

No one really knows what caused Lily to snap,

Maybe Quidditch muscles? Or another marauder trap?

But all that Hogwarts knows, , is that one random day,

Lily didn't punch or hex James

But he got up to say:

"Miss Lily Evans, I love you, take my hand,

Will you marry me? I promise to never hurt you,

But please make me a happy man.

I have waited seven years,

I assure you I'm your biggest fan!

I even have a ring! We can be happy forever-

You a queen and I a King."

Lily just nodded, shocked as can be,

James put the ring on her finger,

Then did a dance of victory.

And that m'dear Harry,

Is how that great love became.

But now you're stuck with me

And that stupid prat Wormtail is to blame.

A/N: i'm really sorry it's soo cheesy and terrible. But lets remember i'm a sleep deprived lunatic. Oh by the way, its Ari- just in case you wanted to know which one of us is prone to writing bad poetry. R&R please! 3