A pirate walks into the bar
And the bartender asks
"Whats with the steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says
"Argh, its drivin' me nuts!"
Kid walked into the bar, dressed in his pirate costume. Maka was hosting a costume party there and the two of them had gone as identical pirates.
Now I've been riding
across the seven seas
Looking for a girl
from another fantasy
Maka stood there, clothed in her pirate outfit. She'd been looking through the crowd for what seemed hours until she found her other half.
I keep a big ship
They call me captain Kid
I got the I-patch, tri-hat
Rolling like a pirate!
Shiver my timbers
Fuck you till your limber
Freaky, deeky, till you get leaky
Like run DMC its tricky
Kid flared up as that part of the song came on. He hadn't meant for this song to be playing, he'd requested a different song! 'SOUL! I'm gonna kill you after this party!'
So animated
Might as well call
me Mickey
Pedal to the medal
Red eyes like the devil
Raise the white flag
Can't reach my level
Maka giggled as she wove her way through the crowds, keeping an eye on her boyfriend of two years. She'd been waiting for him to show up.
Like 'argh' 'argh'
Flow sick like sars
Xxx till I hit your mark
Ahoy, ahoy I put the happy to the joy
Fuck with me and I'll play you like a gameboy
Ninja, skinya, throw you in the blenda
Chop, chop, chop I'm a motherfucking pirate!
Kid watched his girlfriend start to walk towards him and he followed her lead; Weaving his own way through the large crowd that was swaying to the beat of the song.
Yohoho and a bottle rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty (x3)
Yohoho Its a pirates life for me
A pirates life for me
Yoho, sorry bitch I wasn't calling your name
We be burnin' so hot you can't even capture the flame
Street rat, hood rat, freak with that, spoiled brat
No wait, guess again, I'm a motherfucking pirate!
She took her time, dancing like an idiot when someone tapped her and offered their hand.
I'm over you like I just dunked
Battle ship you just got sunk
Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your porthole big enough for my ship?
Its not the motion of the ocean
and size is a thing
Cause we ain't getting no where with
these fucking water wings
Kid's face flared up again at the lyrics. This was definantly Soul's doing. He's the only one who'd request such a dirty song on this night.
I used to be ballin'
now I'm just straight dunkin'
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin'
Jealous bitches start hatin'
Cause its not them that we fuckin'
That game you claim you play
is the motherfuckin' game that I'm runnin'
Maka finally made it to the middle of the dancefloor and waited there for Kid.
Yohoho and a bottle rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty (x3)
Yohoho its a pirates life for me
A pirates life for me
Now and hen we had a hope
That if we lived and were good
God would permit us to be pirates
Yohoho its a pirates life for me (x2)
Kid squeezed his way between the sweat covered bodies until he finally made it to the middle of the dancefloor and saw Maka waiting for him.
FIRE!
Yohoho and a bottle rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty (x3)
Yohoho its a pirates life for me
A pirates life for me
The song was over and both of them were glad. They were perfectly content to talk, until the song started all over again. "SOUL!" They shouted together upon seeing the white-haired scythe make his way down the steps and towards the door to leave. He flashed the two of them his signature shark-toothed smile, two thumbs up, then left.
"Sorry about Soul, Kid." Maka appologized, hugging the taller boy.
"Don't worry about it, Maka. Hey, I've got an announcement to make alright? I'll be back in a minute or two, don't leave this spot." The raven ran from her, making his way to the stage. To Maka, it seemed he was requesting a song...
"Excuse me everyone! This boy here would like to make an announcement about something very, very important." The announcer announced then handed the microphone to Kid.
"I've been dating Maka Albarn for the past two years, and I am deeply in love with her." The spotlight focused on her and everyone moved to give her some space. 'Maka Albarn, I love you and I always will. That is why I need your answer to my next question; Will you marry me?"
Maka froze. She'd been waiting for this moment, but, why'd he have to ask in front of so many people? Cheers erupted around her and she felt herself getting pushed towards the stage. "K-Kid... I-I... Yes!" She shouted as he helped her up to where he was. Kid's yellow eyes lit up and he smiled, hugging the girl to him tightly.
"I love you, Maka."
"I love you too."
The End... Or is it?
It is XD