Hey. I actually had 4 chapters of this done for about a month now, but was too lazy to get it on here. So uhm yea. Happy reading!

I do not own Invader Zim.

Dib arrived at the Hi-Skool. Just another typical day, he told himself. He walked to his locker, only to find his scary sister Gaz leaning against it.

"What now Gaz?" Dib moaned, trying to open his locker. She straitened herself while glaring at him.

"Who the hell jumps out a second story window and lives?" She yelled bringing wandering students to the attention to the Membrane siblings.

*Flashback*

Dib was in his room fiddling with some computers of his when Gaz slams open the door.

"Where is it?" she screamed. Dib just stood there, frightened.

"What do you mean?" he said in a shaky voice.

Gaz walked deeper into the room. "You know exactly what." She said in a low, demonic voice.

Dib knew what she was talking about, but was scared that she would pummel him.

Gaz stood there, taping her foot impatiently. "Let me refresh your memory. I have this thing called a Gameslave 4. I am pretty much almost finished it and it took me really long just to get to the 100th level. It has gone missing." She was now face-to-face with Dib.

Dib stood there frozen. He stuttered "Uhm, I know where it is but you will first have to back away from me."

Gaz took a few steps back. He then rushed over to a drawer and pulled out the gaming device. "Here." He said, throwing it at Gaz.

"If I find anything wrong with it, I will kill you." She said with more demonises in her voice.

Dib quickly glanced to his window. He thought of a plan, and ran and jumped out his bedroom window. He braced for the landing, and landed without hurting himself. He then ran to his Hi-Skool.

*Out of flashback*

Dib gathered his books and shut his locker, looking at Gaz. "You were about to murder me."

"Only if there was anything wrong with my..." She trailed off. A few seconds later, she was towering over her brother, fists clenched along with her teeth. ".?" she said in a low growl.

Gaz was now advancing on Dib. He backed away step-by-step. While backing away, Dib didn't realize exactly where he was going, and bumps into someone.

"Hey!" said a voice that belonged to the body he bumped into.

"Sorry!" Dib said spinning around and falling the other way, landing on top of Gaz.

"Oh my gawd! Are you guys okay?" said the mystery girl. She had blonde hair with green and purple streaks, somewhat shorter than Dib and had pale blue eyes. Plainly, Dib thought she was hot.

"Oh, yea, totally." Dib stammered, scrambling off Gaz, who got up once her brother was off her.

"If I find anything wrong with wrong with it, you will die horribly!" She said glaring at Dib, then turns around in a swift turn and walked off.

"She's scary." said the girl. She was still standing there, which surprised Dib.

"Are you new around here?" Dib asked. The two started walking down the hall.

"Sort of, I was living with my grandparents for a bit, but then they sort of kicked me out." She said. Dib had a surprised look on her face, so she just kept going on. "I'm Lei and you are?"

"Dib. Dib Membrane. I'm a paranormal scientist in the making." He said with a smile.

Lei looked at him puzzled. "What's a paranormal scientist?"

Dib stopped and looked at her in shock. Did she really just ask him that? She looked back at him.

"You don't know what a paranormal scientist is?"

Lei thought. "Enlighten me." She said with a smile.

"Okay." They continued walking. "Well, a paranormal scientist studies things that are paranormal, for example ghosts and aliens."

"Are there real aliens in town?"

"Yeah. There is this one alien who comes from a planet called Irk. His name is Zim. You'll know who he is when you see him."

"He must have a bad disguise."

"Oh yeah, the worst." While Dib keeps up with his usual rant, Lei was looking around to see if she could find Zim, but was unaware that that certain Irkan was behind Dib.

"Hey Dib-stink!" Zim said while pushing Dib down, unaware of Lei right next to him, staring.

"What was that for?" Dib said while getting up off the ground for the second time that day. Zim just stood there and laughed.

"You should know Dib-stink." Zim said. When he stopped laughing, he could feel the gaze of a pair of pale blue eyes.

"Who stands in the presence of the almighty Zim?" he shouted.

"I'm Lei, and you're not all that almighty." Lei said, damaging Zim's ego.

Zim looked Lei over. "Are you that human girl who moved across from Zim's bas- house last night?"

"Uhm, yeah." She said, unsurely.

"Lei!" a girl with long brown hair came running down the hall to Lei. "It's so awesome. Gram and Gramps moved me to this Skool since its closer to their house." She said hugging Lei.

"This is my sister Aun. She's two years younger than me." Lei explained. Aun said hello to everyone then turned back to Lei.

"I got to go. See you later." Aun said, running off.

"I think she's a friend of Gaz, surprisingly." Dib said watching Aun leave.

"Hey. You guys want to hangout later or something?" Lei asked the boy and the alien.

"Sure." Dib said a little too enthusiastically. He blushed a bit after, realizing how he said 'sure'.

Lei turned to Zim. "What about you Zim?"

Zim, quite shocked of the invitation, is trying to find a good reason not to, but only comes up with Gir force feeding him waffles. "I guess Zim could join this malicious outing of social time." He responded.

Lei smiles. "Okay. Meet me at my house later." Lei walked off to her class.

Zim and Dib both watched her walk away. The bell quickly snapped them both out of their trance.

"She's hot, totally my type." Dib sighed.

"She's Irkan." Said Zim, which caused Dib to turn on him.

"How the hell is she Irkan? She sounds, looks, even talks like a human!" Said Dib hastily.

Zim thought how Dib couldn't consider that Lei was Irkan. Zim has never been attracted to a human girl before, but Lei was different. Zim was starting to like her. She also seemed strangely familiar to Zim. Almost like he had known her from somewhere, but couldn't put his finger on it. The bell rang again, and the boys ran to their class.

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