Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Gundam Wing AC, and that includes the characters.
Title: Kryptonite
Rating: K+
Pairing: none really but if you wanna imply it on your own feel free.
Warnings: just bad language, silliness, drabble
Kyrptonite
A sunny Sunday afternoon, and all the five ex-gundam pilots found themselves enjoying the sunshine and the breeze in Wufei's backyard. They had been sipping beers for a good couple of hours as they 'chilaxed' as Duo would say.
Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei were discussing some awful action movie they had seen recently. Duo was wandering through the yard, doing only God knows what. And Heero, well he was taking pleasure of the sun beaming on his face. His eyes closed, the buzz of the alcohol making him more soothed. He only half listened to what was going on around him.
"Hey, Heero look at what I got," Duo's voice broke his relaxation.
He slowly opened his eyes, letting them adjust to the sunshine as he tried to focus on what was in Duo's hand, which was also located right in front of his face.
And then, he saw it. He saw it, wiggling helplessly in Duo's palm.
Four sets of eyes stared at him in shocked humor as Heero Mr. Perfect Yuy, squealed like a girl and fell backwards in his chair into a heap on the ground.
"GET THAT FUCKING THING AWAY FROM ME!" He screeched in fear, his voice a high-pitched wail.
His "friends" fell into fits of unrestrained laughter.
"It's just a lizard, Heero," Duo exclaimed through his laughs while inching towards his friend that was still sprawled on the ground.
Heero jumped up, and retreated backwards from Duo, making sure not to turn his back on the braided menace.
"Calm down, Yuy. You can't really be scared of that thing can you?"
"Shut up Chang!"
"You scream like a girl!" Wufei fell back into hysterics.
"Fuck you!" Heero's voice cracked, which only led to more laughter.
Duo half chased Heero around the lawn, fake lunging at him just to see Heero jump and make him squeak. But Duo had him cornered now.
"Please, Duo, please!" Heero begged.
Duo taunted, "Please, what?" He held out his hand with the lizard which was still failing in his grasp.
"Stop it! I'm fucking serious!" He screamed. "I rather tango with a blood python than deal with that!"
"Good thing Oz wasn't an army of lizards, eh Heero?" Quatre laughed.
"Fuck you too, Quatre!"
Duo inched a little closer to Heero to make him squirm and squeal in that high-pitched girly way again. The grin on his face almost hurt. /This is the best day of my life./ He thought.
"Alright, Duo, quit it," chided Trowa.
/I love you Trowa./ Heero silently thanked his friend in his mind.
Duo sighed happily and placed the lizard on the ground. It ran away quickly. Chuckling, he looked back at the usually well composed stoic man, opening his arms, "I'm sorry bro, give it here." He motioned for Heero to hug him.
Heero swatted Duo's hands away. "Don't you fucking touch me with those lizard hands! Go wash your damn hands and then maybe you can touch me," he growled.
This only made the laughter start-up again. Heero moved back to the patio, pulled his chair from the ground and sat. He resembled a pouting child. He glared at his still chuckling friends.
"Fuck you three," Heero said pointing from Wufei, Quatre, and then to Duo, "I'm only friends with Trowa now!"
Again the laughter started. All their faces red from mirth.
/Alright, silent mode now since everything I saw just makes them laugh more./ Heero pouted and slumped further in his chair.
"Well, looks like we found Heero's kyrptonite," Duo beamed.